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Old 05-07-06, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by dorsalis
guys who get girls dont get excited when they meet one.
So true...that applies to anything

people who brag generally suck at whatever they are bragging about
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Old 05-07-06, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by literocola
24 years of age. Expert trials rider, for 2 1/2 years. 6'3" 205 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes... the ladies love me..

If the ladies love you, then why aren't you already with someone?

And if you are so fine, let's see a pic! And not just of you riding. A regular pic.
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Old 05-07-06, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
And if you are so fine, let's see a pic! And not just of you riding. A regular pic.
I do beleive NoFear has already got that covered
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Old 05-07-06, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Maelstrom
So true...that applies to anything

people who brag generally suck at whatever they are bragging about
Well that theory is obviously wrong!



He hasnt told us how great a poster he is yet
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Old 05-07-06, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by literocola
the other is a crazy girl from Russia, and is a little too full of herself for my taste..

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Sounds like you dont like the topic to be anything other than yourself.
All hail to The liter of pop.
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Old 05-07-06, 07:45 PM
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hee hee Carbonated and full of gas?
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Old 05-07-06, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
hee hee Carbonated and full of gas?
Warm and flat
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Old 05-07-06, 08:21 PM
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I remember being 'that guy' once.

*wince*
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Old 05-07-06, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mirona
Warm and flat

tee hee. Cold and flat is worse. Like dead and blue.
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Old 05-07-06, 08:32 PM
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When Chuck Norris shaves, he just kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by vw addict
When Chuck Norris shaves, he just kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
there is one great mystery in life that is left unanswered...

why are certain people obsessed with chuck norris.
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Old 05-07-06, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dorsalis
there is one great mystery in life that is left unanswered...
only Chuck Norris can solve unanswered mysteries. He solves them with a roundhouse kick.
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Old 05-07-06, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dorsalis
there is one great mystery in life that is left unanswered...

why are certain people obsessed with chuck norris.
chuck norris is going to roundhouse kick you.. yesterday
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Old 05-07-06, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mcoine
chuck norris is going to roundhouse kick you.. yesterday

no one can predict a chuck norris round house kick, if they had that ability their head would explode from the extreme concentration involved
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Old 05-07-06, 09:24 PM
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yeah see what i mean, maybe i should dumb down a bit and enjoy it.
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Old 05-07-06, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dorsalis
yeah see what i mean, maybe i should dumb down a bit and enjoy it.
there won't be anything to enjoy if chuck norris is near!
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Old 05-07-06, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mcoine
there won't be anything to enjoy if chuck norris is near!
if chuck norris is near youre already dead! count on it!
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Old 05-07-06, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by literocola
the ladies love me..
that's an opinion
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Old 05-07-06, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by gmoneyhobbit
if chuck norris is near youre already dead! count on it!

But chuck norris is ALWAYS near, that means everyone is already dead!
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Originally Posted by mcoine
But chuck norris is ALWAYS near, that means everyone is already dead!
touche


how do you think the dinosaurs went extinct
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Old 05-07-06, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Blazinall91
that's an opinion

he prolly means the big gals, other wise he wouldnt be so excited about meeting one good looking girl
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However Chuck Norris became such a big internet joke is beyond me... but its still pretty funny
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'http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html'
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Originally Posted by literocola
the other is a crazy girl from Russia, and is a little too full of herself for my taste..
kind of sounds perfect for you
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all of these things are oh so true

I'm glad i have a wonderful girlfriend, she's beautiful, she's amazing, and she makes me happy, so I'm glad I found her

and probably none of you care but to actually prove my claim, pictures of me and her and me with her
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