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Old 05-07-06, 12:18 PM
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I met a girl at the bike shop

So, I'm at the bike shop, rebuilding my rim after blowing 5 spokes. Since the shop lets me just take advantage of their shop whenever I am in need. And, next thing I know... theres a hot girl hangin out in the bike shop, with a lil puppy.
We get to talkin', and yeah... shes a bad *****. Quite the looker, a dancer (not a stripper) but a real dancer, beautiful blue/grey eyes, and the body to die for. Just all around a awsome girl.
With our to sweet sences of balance, we can prolly get down in some frekish ways. 1 legged backward Egyptian style! I watched her walk around my work on her hands, it was awsome. I was like well, you can walk on your hands, and I can bounce around on my rear tire, then launch it to my front tire, and bounce around in a 360...she was impressed by my mad trial riden skills. Never even seen a trials rider before, let alone know what trials is.
Yeah, I'm diggen her. I meet a lot of chicks, but am completly turned off my 99% of them; *****.. typically. But this girl, down with riding, smart, not aftaid to speak her mind, and drop dead beautiful. I prolly get a pic here soon enough.
But the last place I ever thought I would meet a girl, was in fact... a bike shop. I didnt think there were too many girls that are into grown men that enjoy riding bicycles.
The bikin love triangle begins!
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Old 05-07-06, 12:30 PM
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not one to rain on someone's parade but i call act of fiction, not that it couldn't happen but it's highly unlikely AND the way you wrote it sort of screamed out "I'm a ficticious whimsy". if you can post a picture of yourself with your trials bike and with her in the same picture, i'll eat my words but until that day comes, *coughs* bull****! *coughs*
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Old 05-07-06, 12:49 PM
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I don't think he is making it up, it just sounds sort of middle-schoolish to tell everyone about it.

I think everyone needs to remember that just because it happened to you, doesn't mean its interesting.
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Old 05-07-06, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mcoine
I don't think he is making it up, it just sounds sort of middle-schoolish to tell everyone about it.
Honestly, it sounds like he is 14.
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Sounds like he's a really lucky guy. Trials rules.
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Its not fiction by any means.
24 years of age. Expert trials rider, for 2 1/2 years. 6'3" 205 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes... the ladies love me..
Post on-line; "middle schoolish" = bordem at work, with nothing better to do, than post somthing, since nothing new is bieng posted is this forum.

Thanks for you all bieng positive, and sticking up for your fellow rider.
If I see ya on the trail, I'll be sure to toss a stick in your spokes.

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Old 05-07-06, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by literocola
If I see ya on the trail, I'll be sure to toss a stick in your spokes.
How are you going to do that when you're a mile behind me
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Originally Posted by literocola
If I see ya on the trail, I'll be sure to toss a stick in your spokes.
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Originally Posted by literocola
With our to sweet sences of balance, we can prolly get down in some frekish ways...*snip*...I meet a lot of chicks, but am completly turned off my 99% of them; *****.. typically.
It's good that you appreciate this girl's personality, but perhaps the high rate of previous encounters with "*****" has something to do with what you seem to be looking for in a relationship.

I've noticed great looking girls at the local bike shops. They're almost always with their boyfriends.
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Anyone notice how the most ******** topics are started by people at work? lol
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Originally Posted by NoF3ar
Anyone notice how the most ******** topics are started by people at work? lol
And they also get the most posts...
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Originally Posted by literocola
Expert trials rider, for 2 1/2 years. 6'3" 205 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes... the ladies love me..

can this be described as anything other than bragging?
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Old 05-07-06, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by literocola
Its not fiction by any means.
24 years of age. Expert trials rider, for 2 1/2 years. 6'3" 205 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes... the ladies love me..
Post on-line; "middle schoolish" = bordem at work, with nothing better to do, than post somthing, since nothing new is bieng posted is this forum.

Thanks for you all bieng positive, and sticking up for your fellow rider.
If I see ya on the trail, I'll be sure to toss a stick in your spokes.
How many other qualities do you have oh Great One? I shall now bow down to worship you
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Old 05-07-06, 01:41 PM
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literocola you should post some vids/ pics of yourself riding.
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Im sure the ladies do love you

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Old 05-07-06, 02:02 PM
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Nice. I am chasin someone right now!
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guys who get girls dont get excited when they meet one.
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Originally Posted by dorsalis
guys who get girls dont get excited when they meet one.
so true

btw.. litercola, I got laid this morning, how about you?
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guys who get girls dont get excited when they meet one.
lol. True. Busy biking all the time though, I have no time to.
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But, this girl is just "one", this girl is fantastic, beyond all belief.. There is 3 others that I'm workin with right now... one just crashed her car and is seriously hurt, the other is a crazy girl from Russia, and is a little too full of herself for my taste..

Plus, the hours I work, then working around riding time, my lacrosse games/practice, class, and commuting time dosent leave much open time for me to go "looking"..
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Yea!! I wanna see some vids of your expertise in trials riding!
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Originally Posted by mcoine
can this be described as anything other than bragging?
Ha Ha, don't forget everyone who failed to read almost ANY thread he has posted on, he's an "expert" trials rider.
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Originally Posted by MattP.
Honestly, it sounds like he is 14.

Ha ha A 24 year old pwned by a 16 year old!!! You go Matt!!
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Originally Posted by literocola
But, this girl is just "one", this girl is fantastic, beyond all belief.. There is 3 others that I'm workin with right now... one just crashed her car and is seriously hurt, the other is a crazy girl from Russia, and is a little too full of herself for my taste..

Plus, the hours I work, then working around riding time, my lacrosse games/practice, class, and commuting time dosent leave much open time for me to go "looking"..
Whoa...something wrong with the censor...I removed the part of your post that shouldn't be there

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