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Old 05-08-06, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ken cummings
The wife likes the firm bulges of my backside caused by cycling. She says the bulge(s) in front are too easily faked. She alleges that other women watch the male tush too. Is she just saying that to make me feel better?
I have no idea. Maybe. Or maybe women are just better at keeping their observations under wrap, unlike guys
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I like a woman who likes bugles.
 
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Originally Posted by jyossarian
Big bulges seemed to work for Steve Martin & Dan Ackroyd.



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mmm...Bugles.

Deliciousness
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Old 05-08-06, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by explody pup
I like a woman who likes bugles.

Well, I like bugles...even when one is playing Taps.
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Old 05-08-06, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by my58vw
Hmmm... bulges... nah, but take your shirt off...

Why are guys so obsessed with bulges?

It's not just the guys, Mandy. Weren't you the one drooling all over the Tom Boonen pics?
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Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
mmm...Bugles.

Deliciousness
Hey you stole scottogo's job.
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Originally Posted by TexasGuy
Hey you stole scottogo's job.
And my heart.

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Bugles and Tom Boonen's package...this thread has everything...
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Originally Posted by explody pup
And my heart.

*sigh*
For a second I thought that was Flippin saying that. I looked at that a few times wondering, why the heck did she say that.
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Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
Bugles and Tom Boonen's package...this thread has everything...
What about chocolate
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Chocolate-covered Bugles. Hm.
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Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
Chocolate-covered Bulges. Hm.
Fixed.
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Oh, I was going to say something about chocolate-covered Tom Boonen, but I spend too much time in the gutter as it is....
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Sadly enough, I didn't need the "corrected" typo. Oh man I'm so baddd.
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Gosh, these servers are as bad as the old ones now. I need to introduce Joe to one of my friends
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Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
Oh, I was going to say something about chocolate-covered Tom Boonen, but I spend too much time in the gutter as it is....
Hmmm, so that's you i see all the time while I'm down here. (and notice I don't say down there.. )
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Originally Posted by TexasGuy
Hmmm, so that's you i see all the time while I'm down here. (and notice I don't say down there.. )
Party in the gutter!
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
What's sup pum pum? Sounds like a Native American dish.

It's a universal dish, and boy, is she saucy!

As far as 'manmal toe'...let us paraphrase.Ken, like your sig says, " if you can't see it from space...it's not a real headlight!"
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
It's a universal dish, and boy, is she saucy!

As far as 'manmal toe'...let us paraphrase.Ken, like your sig says, " if you can't see it from space..."
so sooo sooo bad.
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Originally Posted by bbattle

Interesting method of carring your Park Tools....Hmmmm Not a bad idea!
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Has anybody else noticed it's the same guy coming in second place in both pics?
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well on the flip side it cant be very good if you put on cycling shorts and there is nothing..err noticable.
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This topic brings to mind Harry Shearer's use of a cucumber in Spinal Tap.
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I'd rather have my hill showing than be all flatland.
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