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Old 05-08-06, 07:29 AM
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Hit on the person above you.

How are you doin'?
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Old 05-08-06, 07:36 AM
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I'd hit on the person above me but my boss just isn't my type. Can I trade and hit on the cutie in HR as I would really like to have her above me.
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Old 05-08-06, 07:42 AM
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Id hit on ya but you could be illigal so Ill be a good girl and play safe
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Old 05-08-06, 07:44 AM
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I'd hit on you, but my wife's a blackbelt and discourages that kind of behavior.
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Old 05-08-06, 07:44 AM
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Poor 56....has to start a thread to be hit on.

I'd hit on you, Blondie, but you're not my type.

Edit Can I hit on Jyo's food from the other thread?
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Old 05-08-06, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Lex
Poor 56....has to start a thread to be hit on.

I'd hit on you, Blondie, but you're not my type.
bet you hang out in the "bulge" thread
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Old 05-08-06, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
bet you hang out in the "bulge" thread
Not me. Sports socks belong in drawers and not the kind with an elastic waistband.
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Old 05-08-06, 07:55 AM
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Heh, heh... I'd hit on both of you. But my partner would whoopass on me
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Yea, I'd hit on you but I'm too tired to try. Plus, I don't think my bf would appericate it either.
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Old 05-08-06, 08:31 AM
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Maybe 56 is trying to find the single folks? Best to hit on people who have not seen the desperation in your posts, 56.
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Old 05-08-06, 08:37 AM
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hey Lexie. wanna go get a drink?
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Old 05-08-06, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by superdex
hey Lexie. wanna go get a drink?
Hey S.dex how did Friday night go??
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Snowy,

Wanna end the evening now or with breakfast in bed.

Either that or **** me if I'm wrong but aren't you Madonna???

*note - doesn't matter if it works or not, my wife would beat just for saying them. Not for hitting on someone but for saying something so corny.
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So, Snowy, I have this bottle of wine chilled, and in 15 minutes the sun will set on the Pacific, what say we take the wine and a couple of glasses and find a sweet spot on the dune to watch? We can start a beach fire and find the bottom of the bottle.
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Originally Posted by LowCel
To whatever woman is above me in this thread.

Wanna end the evening now or with breakfast in bed.

Either that or **** me if I'm wrong but aren't you Madonna???

*note - doesn't matter if it works or not, my wife would beat just for saying them.

You need lines for women who are lactosse intolerant. All that cheese could cause some problems.

I do need a drink. *sigh* Sadly, at 10am it's all about the iced tea. *sigh*
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lmao. hahahaha. omg

i couldnt find the image i wanted to find. *sighs*
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Originally Posted by Lex
I do need a drink. *sigh* Sadly, at 10am it's all about the iced tea. *sigh*
heh. I am not sure why but that cracked me up there.
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Lexie, it's called an ice pick: iced tea and vodka. Yummay!
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Originally Posted by Lex
You need lines for women who are lactosse intolerant. All that cheese could cause some problems.

I do need a drink. *sigh* Sadly, at 10am it's all about the iced tea. *sigh*
LOL, I hear ya. Luckily for me I don't have to worry about pick up lines anymore. Luckily for all the women out there I have never used a pick-up line in my life. You can probably see why.
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Old 05-08-06, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by LowCel
Snowy,

Wanna end the evening now or with breakfast in bed.

Either that or **** me if I'm wrong but aren't you Madonna???

*note - doesn't matter if it works or not, my wife would beat just for saying them. Not for hitting on someone but for saying something so corny.
I would like some breakfast in bed. YUMMY.

Me Madonna??? Now thats funny.

Shifty, I could really use a nice glass on wine and on the beach is where its at!!

How is my buddy doing there on the Coast?
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Higgins...you'll never pick up chicks talkin' like that.

"snowy, how you doin'?" See how much better that sounds.
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Originally Posted by Karldar
Higgins...you'll never pick up chicks talkin' like that.

"snowy, how you doin'?" See how much better that sounds.
Let's try proper English now mixed with a bit of prose.
Snowy, my beautiful ice capped crystal mountain, how are you doing?
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Originally Posted by TexasGuy
Let's try proper English now mixed with a bit of prose.
Snowy, my beautiful ice capped crystal mountain, how are you doing?
Now we all know that Joey got all of the chicks and he never put the word "are" in there.
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Originally Posted by LowCel
Now we all know that Joey got all of the chicks and he never put the word "are" in there.
Joey? from Friends? That doesn't count, because .. ummm. because i said so

edit, one of these days i'm going to be able to type the rolles eye smiley and not have to go edit it to get it to show.
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