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Old 11-02-06, 12:32 PM
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My dog lost his balls.

My dog had his testicles removed the other day and really doesn't act like he even noticed. If that happened to me, I would be one miserable S.O.B to be around, but my dog is quite pleasant. What is it about a dog that allows him to lose his nuts one day and act just fine the next?

Meanwhile if I lose the remote, I'm ready to make someone's life hell!
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Old 11-02-06, 12:36 PM
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I've always kind of wondered why we have to go and chop everything off. Why not give the poor little guy a vasectomy. That way he can still have fun humping the neighbor's dog without worrying about making babies.

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Old 11-02-06, 12:36 PM
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did that to my dog too, it was like nothing happend!
looked like two dried up raisins for a while, poor thing!
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Old 11-02-06, 12:37 PM
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Old 11-02-06, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
that is a very disturbing comment.
Yes, genital mutilation is very disturbing!
 
Old 11-02-06, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by explody pup
Yes, genital mutilation is very disturbing!
you changed your comment...
It was pretty gross..
Ill change my first reply so it can all be gone for good
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Old 11-02-06, 12:41 PM
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Get him some of these.

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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 11-02-06, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
you changed your comment...
It was pretty gross..
Ill change my first reply so it can all be gone for good
Oh. I don't even remember what I wrote, intially. Just that it didn't flow very well and I should use "Preview Post" more often.
 
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we had the vet mutilate our cats genitals as well. i think lopping the balls off on a boy is less stressful than modifying the vagina of a girl. our poor girl was really quiet for a couple of days afterward. meanwhile, the boy was back to normal that same night.
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Originally Posted by explody pup
Oh. I don't even remember what I wrote, intially. Just that it didn't flow very well and I should use "Preview Post" more often.
what you really wrote initailly before changing it was still in my reply to quote box, it was disturbing.. just didnt flow very well is the least you can say
glad you changed it!
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Old 11-02-06, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
what you really wrote initailly before changing it was still in my reply to quote box, it was disturbing.. just didnt flow very well is the least you can say
glad you changed it!
It's difficult to tread the line between funny-creepy and get-away-from-me-you-pervert-I'm-calling-the-cops-creepy. Sometimes mistakes are made.
 
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My friend had his dog's balls lopped off and the little guy couldn't sit. So he would lean against walls, fall asleep, and then fall to the ground. Hilarious. But talk about adding insult to injury.
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Originally Posted by jsharr
Get him some of these.

OMG. YOu gotta be kidding me.
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Old 11-02-06, 01:21 PM
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I was able to accomplish this without going to the Vet...you need a needle nose pliers and a paper clip.
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I was able to accomplish this without going to the Vet...you need a needle nose pliers and a paper clip.
I thought you just wrap a rubber band around them really tight and they'll eventually fall off.
 
Old 11-02-06, 01:27 PM
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^^^That's what we do to our cows' tails...
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Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?
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Old 11-02-06, 01:28 PM
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Yeah, in a pinch (hee hee.... punny) you take care of cattle and horses that way. Sheesh, none of you people (except Eboo) must be farm kids...
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Hell no. I don't want anything to do with people wrapping rubber bands around the fiddly bits of innocent animals!
 
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Fine then. I'll just dis-invite you from the Sauna Party. However, since Flippin Sweet doesn't mind rubber band antics, she can come in your place.
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Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?
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Wait, wait, wait.

1. I said "innocent" animals.

2. It's completely different when it's consensual.
 
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Oh, fair enough. Bring pretzels.
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Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?
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Old 11-02-06, 01:36 PM
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Flippin Sweet is still invited, right?
 
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Yay! Sauna! Pretzels!
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Originally Posted by Eboo
Oh, fair enough. Bring pretzels.
Ok, Ok, Ok, this thread was going along just fine until you ruin it by mentioning pretzels. The obvious snack choice for this thread is mixed salted nuts.
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Pretzels in a sauna?


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Can I come?
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