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Old 01-17-07, 04:52 PM
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ps. You're fishing for teh ghey
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I was just joking. Please, DO NOT post any pics!

well, maybe the ladies can post some pics...
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
is that bad to say that I open this thread but yet can't read it... I have an image of all of you and if I find out your method of peing, it might ruin it..
some things are better left unsaid! not to mention that you might go into sizes and all and well, that might ruin the image I had of that too!!!!!!!!! jk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL yeah, no kidding! We probably don't need to know about any other bathroom functions, either.
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Old 01-17-07, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
But it IS all about you. Didn't you get the memo?
My wife has made it very clear that it's not
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Old 01-17-07, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
OK....this one is about as weird as it gets...even for foo.

But one thing I've noticed over the years at work is that when I go in the public restroom, every guy EVER that I've "stood" next too seems to aim to hit the water so it has that loud splashy sound of the urine flow into the water.

I've always gone the route of hitting the wall, whether standup urinal or regular commode because it makes less noise, has less chance of "splash back" and frankly is less rude sounding.

So men, I KNOW that all or nearly all of you do it the "LOUD" way. My question is why? Something that I've always wondered about.
Pretty weird question, I agree. I remember once listening to Johnny Carson. His sidekick , Ed McMann commented how bad the aim of the average male is. Starting noticing. Look at the commode after quests leave. Everywhere, it all wet. And males like baseball. Glad their throw is better than how they pee.
Ever since I heard McMann; well, at home it converted me to being a sitter. Never trust the aim of the average male. Only exception, when wearing a bib after a ride. Getting the right aim ; well, for males practice makes perfect .

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Old 01-17-07, 05:03 PM
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I hate peeing in urinals, plus I don't like others checking out my stash. So I almost always pee in the stalls. I also lift the toilet seat before I peepee as well. Just a pet peeve of mine.
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Old 01-17-07, 05:15 PM
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I think this has gone its toll
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Old 01-17-07, 05:35 PM
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How do I pee? This is a trick question, right?
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Old 01-17-07, 05:44 PM
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Actually, it depends on whether I'm wearing shorts or bibs!

Bibs make it a gymnastic process!
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
OK....this one is about as weird as it gets...even for foo.

But one thing I've noticed over the years at work is that when I go in the public restroom, every guy EVER that I've "stood" next too seems to aim to hit the water so it has that loud splashy sound of the urine flow into the water.

I've always gone the route of hitting the wall, whether standup urinal or regular commode because it makes less noise, has less chance of "splash back" and frankly is less rude sounding.

So men, I KNOW that all or nearly all of you do it the "LOUD" way. My question is why? Something that I've always wondered about.


So are you bored or what?
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Old 01-17-07, 06:34 PM
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IMO, i do not care how much noise i make. Body waste release is a natural thing, it happens to everyone, so why try and hide it by making the least amount of noise as possible. I mean yes i won't pass gas when people are there, because that is way to rude, but do you guys get my point?
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Old 01-17-07, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Map tester
I think the question here is: Why you do think the sound of a urine stream hitting some water is rude?
It's just "nicer" to not hear it than to hear it. Urinal noise pollution.

Originally Posted by PhattTyre
I generally stand in the middle of the bathroom and spin. It usualy doesn't go over too well, but I've only been punched once in 25 years. If you do it quick people don't know how to react, then you just run.
Without washing your hands? Yuck!

Originally Posted by USAZorro
Through my urethra.
By default, I was referring to post body exit.

Originally Posted by TexasGuy
It's more fun to talk to people next to you while they are urinating. That seems to have a much more enigmatic effect.
Yeah...I sure give dirty looks when somebody tries to talk to me.

Originally Posted by h2omojo
There is a urinal here at my work that if you don't splash the water you walk away with these little wet dots all over your pants....
How long have you been trying to convince yourself its the urinal's fault?

Originally Posted by msheron
I prefer to pee in the side of the porcelain hole as to not have so much residual back splash as well. I cast my preference!

Thanks snowy!
Finally....somebody who understands. Thank you....now I don't feel so lonely.

Originally Posted by randya
At a urinal, peeing in the water is ridiculous, you get splash-back all over yourself. I aim for the wall just above the water line.
Yeah!! Another sensible person!!

Originally Posted by powerhouse
This has to be the dumbest thread I've seen so far.
Thanks.....but I've started worse.

Originally Posted by cycle17
Yea...then you say something like "Sorry man the water was cold and deep in this urinal, so when I yanked it outta there I kinda sparyed it all over your shoes....sorry."
Don't steal Richard Pryor's joke without giving credit man....that's not cool.

Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
pppps. I think that those guys that aim to make the loudest splash are compensating for something, are secretly fishing for gay admirers, and are generally disgusting.

no offense.

There's a theory I hadn't though of. Hmmm.....interesting.

Originally Posted by wfin2004
So are you bored or what?
No....and honestly wasn't just trying to be goofy either. This is something I really have been curious about fora while because I am the ONLY one I've noticed that doesn't seem to LOVE the splash. I wanted to hear other guy's honest opinions.
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Wow, that was quite the post!
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I pee in the shower. And I talk to strangers in bathrooms.



Okay, I don't talk. That's VERBOTEN.

What I want to know is what the hell is up with everyone I work with, firing off a massive round of cheek flappers whenever they lay a deuce. I mean everyone. And there's ususally a bum whistle when they drain the lizard.

BTW if I MUST use a toilet or a urinal and there aren't any showers or coffee mugs for me to pee in, I aim for the surface just above the water enough to maintain stealth pee.
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Urination for me is more of a ritual that involves rodeo clowns, rubber pants, some green jello, and a fez.
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Originally Posted by CrosseyedCrickt
Urination for me is more of a ritual that involves rodeo clowns, rubber pants, some green jello, and a fez.
That sounds so interesting, I *almost* want to ask to see it.
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There are three rules:

1) Never take a position directly next to another guy - people need your room
2) Your eyes may go up and down but may not go left and right
3) Pee where the amount of splashback and noise is minimised
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The way I do it.

Wait till your in the shower. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Heaven. Pure heaven.
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Originally Posted by AdrianB
There are three rules:

1) Never take a position directly next to another guy - people need your room
Acceptable exclusion if there is a tall and deep wall between urinals that's at least eye-level high to both men.
2) Your eyes may go up and down but may not go left and right
3) Pee where the amount of splashback and noise is minimised
Truth. Plain truth
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Originally Posted by powerhouse
This has to be the dumbest thread I've seen so far.
You don't spend much time in Foo, do you?
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Originally Posted by AdrianB
There are three rules:

1) Never take a position directly next to another guy - people need your room
2) Your eyes may go up and down but may not go left and right
3) Pee where the amount of splashback and noise is minimised
there's 8 rules:

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http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar..._in_urinal.htm

I was in Schiphol just last week practicing my aim.
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Originally Posted by gcl8a
http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar..._in_urinal.htm

I was in Schiphol just last week practicing my aim.
When I was in grade school, they had the full length stand up urinals. Kids were often not paying attention (or doing it on purpose) and peeing on the floor.

One day, there were tiny little urinal mats at the bottom by the drain painted like bullseye targets. There was almost no floor urine after that.
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