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Old 01-17-07, 12:51 PM
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Men, how do you pee?

OK....this one is about as weird as it gets...even for foo.

But one thing I've noticed over the years at work is that when I go in the public restroom, every guy EVER that I've "stood" next too seems to aim to hit the water so it has that loud splashy sound of the urine flow into the water.

I've always gone the route of hitting the wall, whether standup urinal or regular commode because it makes less noise, has less chance of "splash back" and frankly is less rude sounding.

So men, I KNOW that all or nearly all of you do it the "LOUD" way. My question is why? Something that I've always wondered about.
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Old 01-17-07, 12:52 PM
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keep your eyes on your own **** buddy
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Old 01-17-07, 12:54 PM
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I had a neighbor whose mother made him and his brother get down on one knee to pee. From what I understand, the brother still does it that way yet today.
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Originally Posted by Stacey
I had a neighbor whose mother made him and his brother get down on one knee to pee. From what I understand, the brother still does it that way yet today.
Can that be done?, one knee .
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These days it just sorta goes wherever it wants to.
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Old 01-17-07, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dragracer
These days it just sorta goes wherever it wants to.
Very nice indeed, it has a mind of it's own i say.
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Originally Posted by clancy98
keep your eyes on your own **** buddy
Eyes - not a problem.

Ears....can't help what I HEAR.
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
Eyes - not a problem.

Ears....can't help what I HEAR.
I agree with the King .
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Neither the wall or the water, I aim for the guy next to me's shoes.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Neither the wall or the water, I aim for the guy next to me's shoes.
Nice approach Chip , i try that one day.
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Men, how do you pee?

With my eyes closed. J/K

I take more of the Jordan approach. You know 'off the back wall, around the trash can, hit the plunger, into the toilet....nothing but net!'
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Originally Posted by Mr. Gear Jammer
Can that be done?, one knee .
Well be looking for a report in the morning.
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
frankly is less rude sounding.
I think the question here is: Why you do think the sound of a urine stream hitting some water is rude?
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I'm typically more focused on the splash back factor than the noise. Depends on the height and design of the urinal.
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Originally Posted by Stacey
Well be looking for a report in the morning.
No way in hell am i trying to do that, just what i need. To smell like pee at work.
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After you've peed what seems like a gallon of beer in a Wrigley Field trough, you'll not worry about this subject ever again.
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Well, I have to add my 2c before this thread gets closed...

I believe this from George Carlin:

WASH DOWN, WASH DOWN, WASH DOWN!

The go after the cigarette butts at the bottom of the urinal.
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Women pee, MEN piss.
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I generally stand in the middle of the bathroom and spin. It usualy doesn't go over too well, but I've only been punched once in 25 years. If you do it quick people don't know how to react, then you just run.
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Originally Posted by botto
Nice picture .
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Meh. I just had such a good pee in the shower, it could have been an orgasm. Nuff' said.
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Wow, Foo never ceases to amaze me. In a regular style toilet, I aim for the water. I like the splashy noises! In a urinal, I don't aim...it just goes.
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I opened this back up and I WAS the one that closed it to begin with. Please keep it clean. I was only trying to prevent the thread from going down hill.

We do have guidelines with the regard to respect everyone's decisions and opinions.

Your more then welcome to pm me if you have questions.

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for Snowy. A real stand up gal! (No pun intended)

I'm proud to know you.
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