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Old 01-19-07, 10:58 AM
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Old 01-19-07, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Then I'd need 2 big macs, fries, a couple of pies, some nuggets and a run over to the store for some chips, twinkies, cupcakes....

Can't he just give you 15 bushels of corn instead?
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Old 01-19-07, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
In the real world, I am a retired truck driver/nontraditional student. I'm working on my degree in Psychology with the goal of PhD. That's right....I wanna be a shrink!

Slight career change, eh?
Combine the two talents:

Enterprise head-shrinkers. He picks you up.
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Old 01-19-07, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah
Can't he just give you 15 bushels of corn instead?
Never quite understood the concept of the munchies, did you dear.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Never quite understood the concept of the munchies, did you dear.
Wht chu been smokin, Mon?
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Old 01-19-07, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
In the real world, I am a retired truck driver/nontraditional student. I'm working on my degree in Psychology with the goal of PhD. That's right....I wanna be a shrink!

Slight career change, eh?
Let's see, those years on the road ought to take care of any analytical psychology requirements you might have. Go tend bar for a few months and that should handle the clinical requirements. What'cha need school for?

And I can see you shingle: "The Shrunk Shrink."
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Old 01-19-07, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Never quite understood the concept of the munchies, did you dear.

Au contraire...

I do understand that corn is the common denominator in all of those foods listed, however.
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Old 01-19-07, 01:08 PM
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A., you need to make an appearance in this thread:

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=261812
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Old 01-19-07, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah
Au contraire...

I do understand that corn is the common denominator in all of those foods listed, however.
Yuck, I hate corn all by itself. It's best in things like cornbread and corn squeezins.
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Trollie, darlin! Where the heck have you been?
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Yuck, I hate corn all by itself. It's best in things like cornbread and corn squeezins.
+1
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Chuck Norris has ever eaten plain corn. Every time he looks at plain corn, it creams itself.
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I think I would add BDG as a stock car driver.
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Old 01-19-07, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by free_pizza
Flippin Sweet: Director of quality control for Guinness (thats my gift to you.)
Well, then I think some Guinness tastings are in order. For quality control purposes, of course.
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Of course!
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Never quite understood the concept of the munchies, did you dear.
does the fact that I dont even know what the word bushel is indicates that I might have munchies concept right?
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Its a big huge basket!! You could climb inside and take a nap.
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You know what, the really weird thing in that I was actually hoping for a strange job suggestion (Humorous one) for myself and instead, I wind up with a whole bunch of feedback demonstrating that my career choice change of path is correct! Bizarre world, isn't it?
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Tom: dictator of a middle-eastern country.
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Originally Posted by VegaVixen
Tom: dictator of a middle-eastern country.
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Originally Posted by VegaVixen
Tom: dictator of a middle-eastern country.
Correction: Well-hung dictator from a middle-eastern country.
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Old 01-19-07, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Portis
Correction: Well-hung dictator from a middle-eastern country.
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Ah shucks. Nobody would ever hang the smiley king.
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