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Allen 02-26-07 07:55 PM

Trained Soviet Monkeys?
 
Current client has me scanning slides, thousands of the damned things. It's all I've been doing for the last 3 days. I can't take it anymore. Surely, given the state of their space program I can find a monkey to run this machine. I mean the Soviets had monkeys flying space probes, I know one could operate this scanner. I won't chase him with a vacuum cleaner, and he could open a window without fear of hypoxia.
EBay and Craig's List have none listed.:(

Taerom 02-26-07 07:57 PM

How much would you pay your monkey? I might do it, if the price is right...

And I don't want to be paid in bananas!

goldener 02-26-07 08:00 PM

did you see that simpsons where homer gets the "helper monkey" to steal him donuts but then the helper monkey goes beserkus and climbs to a telepone wire and eats all the donuts and homer only gets the crumbs that fall?

yea, i think that what will happen with you and your monkey. but i don't know how the above story will fit inot your slides.

Taerom 02-26-07 08:04 PM

Hooked on Monkey Phonics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...man_monkey.gif

jsharr 02-26-07 08:11 PM

Monkey can fling poo also. Maybe you should fling some poo at your clients.

bikingshearer 02-26-07 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by jsharr
Monkey can fling poo also. Maybe you should fling some poo at your clients.

Sounds like a "career move" to me.

Allen 02-26-07 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by Taerom
How much would you pay your monkey? I might do it, if the price is right...

And I don't want to be paid in bananas!

How about half of the peanuts I'm being paid instead?

Allen 02-26-07 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by bikingshearer
Sounds like a "career move" to me.

Yeah, I was thinking that myself.

And I give up for the night. Yerkes Primate Center is down the way a bit. I'm going to see if they have a spring cleaning sale.

bikingshearer 02-26-07 08:23 PM

Of course, if you really want trained Soviet monkeys, they are all going to 15+ years old. Younger trained Russian monkeys we got . . . .:D

SaabFan 02-26-07 08:55 PM

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MONKEY TRAINS YOU!!!!

http://www.pilotguides.com/images/co...d%20Monkey.JPG

pj7 02-27-07 12:33 AM

monkeys can get violent
*sung to the tune of a popular L. L. Cool J song*
>> marmaset knock you out <<

dauphin 02-27-07 02:33 AM

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey


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