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Old 07-23-07, 12:06 PM
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The hitting Cypress in the head thread

I'll start.

I would use a bowling pin.
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 07-23-07, 12:20 PM
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What did Cypress do? I don't usually come to foo, but I haven't seen him post for awhile in road.
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Old 07-23-07, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BlessedHellride View Post
What did Cypress do? I don't usually come to foo, but I haven't seen him post for awhile in road.
He's suffering from a broken heart.
http://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...5&postcount=71
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Old 07-23-07, 12:23 PM
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I'd use jsharr.
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oh poor Cypress, do you need a group hug???
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Old 07-23-07, 12:40 PM
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[disclaimer] i have nothing against cypress other than the fact he is way faster than me...this is just my preferred method of dealing with punk a** fools dog!
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Originally Posted by BlessedHellride View Post
WHO did Cypress do? I don't usually come to foo, but I haven't seen him post for awhile in road.
Fixed.
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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nobody touches him!
I wont get my full money's worth when I put him up for auction
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
nobody touches him!
I wont get my full money's worth when I put him put or auction.
I went for the head, so that the parts you need should be intact.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Oh oh me thinks maybe he has had a wandering eye????
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
I went for the head, so that the parts you need should be intact.
wait this is not what my brain told my fingers to type!
let me rephrase this
( fixed my quote, it was pretty bad)
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I would hit him w/ RyanF.
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
wait this is not what my brain told my fingers to type!
let me rephrase this
( fixed my quote, it was pretty bad)
Your mind must have been on other matters!
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I'd flick it with my finger. That should hurt pretty bad.
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Jon's pink tights.























With Jon still in them!
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Come on people, show some compassion - it isn't obvious he has already been hit on the head enough?!
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