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Old 07-24-07, 09:59 AM
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Penis Envy

Have you gots it?
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Old 07-24-07, 10:00 AM
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Yes'm.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:01 AM
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A penis? I think so.

*peers down into pants*

Yeppers.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:08 AM
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I reckon.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:08 AM
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I'm married, I have no use for a penis.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:17 AM
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Yes.

Tee-hee.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:19 AM
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My wife lies and says it is perfect, so I believe her.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Portis View Post
Have you gots it?
have i gots envy or have i gots a penis?


hmmmm, depends on who we're comparing to.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chad's Colnago View Post
I'm married, I have no use for a penis.
+20 (years)
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Old 07-24-07, 10:22 AM
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Yes, I listen to it all the time too.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:23 AM
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I have breasts, what would I want with this penis thing???
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Old 07-24-07, 10:24 AM
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By the Freudian definition, I am not female and I do not have penis envy.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:27 AM
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peni'th envy? What's that?
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Old 07-24-07, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
Yes, I listen to it all the time too.
I don't have it. I have organ envy instead.
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Old 07-24-07, 10:40 AM
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Never EVER speak fast when you are trying to negotiate a contract with a vendor about peanuts.

"YOU tell ME why I should carry your penus. Why are your nuts better than (competitor's) nuts? How big is your average penus load? How about mechandising of your penus? What about if you come up short with the delivery of your penus and I don't get what I ordered...tell me about how to get credit. What percentage gain can I expect?"

I was wondering why he was smirking till my manager sorta mentioned to me that I should speak slower and not so agressively.....
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Old 07-24-07, 11:28 AM
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No envy here. I'm very happy with having been born female, thanks.
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Originally Posted by Chad's Colnago View Post
I'm married, I have no use for a penis.
talk for yourself, Im married 20 years and there better be a penis!!!!!!
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Old 07-24-07, 11:56 AM
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I'm envious of whatever penis bdg is refering to.

I can't say that with a straight face.
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Old 07-24-07, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
talk for yourself, Im married 20 years and there better be a penis!!!!!!
They don't have to be the same person. Not accusin', just sayin' . . . .
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Old 07-24-07, 12:25 PM
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They don't have to be the same person. Not accusin', just sayin' . . . .
awww sometimes dont I wish.... but no, it's been the same old companion for years
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
Never EVER speak fast when you are trying to negotiate a contract with a vendor about peanuts.

"YOU tell ME why I should carry your penus. Why are your nuts better than (competitor's) nuts? How big is your average penus load? How about mechandising of your penus? What about if you come up short with the delivery of your penus and I don't get what I ordered...tell me about how to get credit. What percentage gain can I expect?"

I was wondering why he was smirking till my manager sorta mentioned to me that I should speak slower and not so agressively.....
Now, that's hella funny!
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
awww sometimes dont I wish.... but no, it's been the same old companion for years
The husband or the penis?
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Old 07-24-07, 12:42 PM
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Mine's detachable.
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Okay, I will admit I am a bit envious of this one.

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Old 07-24-07, 12:55 PM
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That guy may have a penis, but I'll gurantee you he's never seen a vagina
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