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Old 07-26-07, 01:23 AM
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Why does Lance only dates women that look like his mother?

As I was cresting my local climb for the 3rd time this afternoon, (1000ft of elevation gain over 2 miles. It's not much, but it's fun in the big ring!) i got to thinking about a couple of things...


1) should I invest in an SRM or another power meter? just for fun?

2) what the heck is wrong with lindsey lohan?

3) why does Lance Armstrong only date women that look just like his mother?



discuss!!!


regards,


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Old 07-26-07, 03:39 AM
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got a picture of his new squeeze?

Does Sandra Bollocks look like his Mumma?
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Old 07-26-07, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ View Post
1) should I invest in an SRM or another power meter? just for fun?

2) what the F**K is wrong with lindsey lohan?

3) why does Lance Armstrong only date women that look just like his mother?
1) No.
2) Lots of money, everyone tells her she is the best thing since 6 packs of beer, no responsibility. (and she is a hottie)
3) Freud has some answers for that one.

Anything else
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Old 07-26-07, 04:55 AM
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Lance better not be dating Sandra now or Jesse James will shove a blowtorch up his poop chute.
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Old 07-26-07, 05:02 AM
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Honestly, who wouldn't want to date his mother?
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Old 07-26-07, 05:09 AM
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Honestly, who wouldn't want to date his mother?
What's she look like?
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Old 07-26-07, 05:27 AM
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Yea, a picture would be nice.
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Old 07-26-07, 05:32 AM
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Yea, a picture would be nice.
Found one: http://www.se-speakers.com/parenting/images/l_armstrong-kelly.jpg
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Old 07-26-07, 05:35 AM
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1. No
2. The only think wrong with LL is that she's not running around in my house nekkid.
3. What they said above. For someone in her 50's that ain't bad.
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Old 07-26-07, 06:05 AM
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I saw the picture of Linda and Kik in Lance's book and said to myself... that guy has some problems.
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Lindsey Lohan is an idiot.
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Did Cheryl Crow look like his mom ? Not
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1) No
2) Who cares? This website is about cycling, not that crap.
3) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex
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Old 07-26-07, 06:34 AM
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Did Cheryl Crow look like his mom ? Not
Cheryl Crow looked like him. Talk about narcissism.
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Old 07-26-07, 06:35 AM
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Did Cheryl Crow look like his mom ? Not
Um yea dude...she REALLY does look like LA's mom. There was a photo of them together at some LAF event a year or two ago and I was like...wow they could be sisters.
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Have you seen the Kik/Linda picture? They look like eerie twins.
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
Have you seen the Kik/Linda picture? They look like eerie twins.
Ok I am out of it...who is Kik?
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Watch it fellas, Linda Armstrong Kelly is a friend of mine. She is smart lovely person. She is on the board on my hospital and is a volunteer at our hospital's foundation which is raising money for a new cancer center. She's first class lady all the way.
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Watch it fellas, Linda Armstrong Kelly is a friend of mine. She is smart lovely person. She is on the board on my hospital and is a volunteer at our hospital's foundation which is raising money for a new cancer center. She's first class lady all the way.
I don't believe anyone has said anything negative about her. I don't know why anyone would. From everything I have seen, read, and heard she seems like a first class lady.
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I don't believe anyone has said anything negative about her. I don't know why anyone would. From everything I have seen, read, and heard she seems like a first class lady.
+1 - but her son seems to like boffing women that look a lot like her.
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Watch it fellas, Linda Armstrong Kelly is a friend of mine. She is smart lovely person. She is on the board on my hospital and is a volunteer at our hospital's foundation which is raising money for a new cancer center. She's first class lady all the way.
I don't think anything negative was said about Lance's mother. I think they were just saying that she's hot.
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1. Get an Ergomo, since it also does elevation, one stop computer shopping.

2. She's white trash with money. Sorry to say, throwing lots of $$ and/or attention at people who aren't used to having it can produce disastrous results. That doesn't explain Paris Hilton, but that wasn't the question.

3. Cause he has an Electra complex? I'd wager she's probably the only person in the world that he fully trusts.
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie View Post
got a picture of his new squeeze?

Does Sandra Bollocks look like his Mumma?
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Old 07-26-07, 07:37 AM
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Watch it fellas, Linda Armstrong Kelly is a friend of mine. She is smart lovely person. She is on the board on my hospital and is a volunteer at our hospital's foundation which is raising money for a new cancer center. She's first class lady all the way.
Maybe you could ask her why Lance seems to like boffing women who look like her?
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