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Old 08-01-07, 06:32 PM
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Dr. Seuss on Crashes

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you'll have to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!
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this makes me dizzy
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Hey at least I broke it out in paragraphs
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Hickory Dickory Doc, my computer needs a Doc
but when it comes to Widgets, I am an idjut
might as well try to darn socks.
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Stacey, I love ya sis! Your mind is so sharp as a tack!
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Well done!
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Urm. I needs to know me the situation under which you heard the voice of this particular muse.
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you'll have to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!

Awesome. Did you do that yourself?
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Brill!! I'm having fun reciting that one aloud. Such wonderful rhythm and whimsy!
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I wish I could take credit for that. Truth is the guy I work for sent it to me in an email. It was just too good not to share with my friends.
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I wish I could take credit for that. Truth is the guy I work for sent it to me in an email. It was just too good not to share with my friends.
I'm glad you shared it. My friends are going to get it in an email too.
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