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Old 08-09-07, 09:19 AM
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Banned Titles!

Ok, think this through;

This game is meant to be lighthearted.

No swearing no photos.

You must use wit and intelligence.

Siu picks the winner (I hope).

Your mission (insert Mission Impossible theme here)

Write a title of a thread with the idea that you want to thread to be banned, or said another way, what would you say in a thread title that would immediatly make a mod want to ban the thread.

Example: My hemorrhoid, (see photo)

Now what title can you come up with that would make someone want to ban it.

Remember, no photos and swearing, you need to be original. Have fun....

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Why would we ban that one? Anyone can get those pictures by just searching Google.
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believing is god is no different than believing in santa clause
Don't spend much time in P&R, do you?
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Don't spend much time in P&R, do you?
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