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Old 08-11-07, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
Agreed! Having been a resident of both states and having had interaction with both agencies... NJ wins hands down.
...or loses?
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Old 08-11-07, 04:20 PM
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I've been corrected.
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
I've been corrected.
Stacey, I hope you didn't misinterpret what I said.

It was in reference to:

Originally Posted by crtreedude
No way - New Jersey is the worst I have seen. When they pull someone over for speeding (or anything) - there are TWO cars. I think one is a SWAT...
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
he puts the Whoop-whoop siren on.
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Old 08-12-07, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
Stacey, I hope you didn't misinterpret what I said.

It was in reference to:
I knew what you meant 'Dad, no need to 'splain yerself.
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Old 08-12-07, 06:49 AM
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Also in New Jersey, if the State Police know you and don't like you, they will set a trap for you. Seen it done one night.
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Old 08-12-07, 07:23 AM
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Not a cop story but a turn signal story. This old guy I was following had a bumper sticker saying "Idiots Don't Use Turn Signals." Darn thing was his turn signal was blinking for a mile or so without any turns or lane changes being made!
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Old 08-12-07, 07:27 AM
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He's just makin' sure his IQ points get elevated.
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
and got away with it.

I was in the right hand lane, and this big azzed maroon car comes crowding over on me from the left lane with no turn signal going. I holler out the window... "Try using a turn signal you farkin' ******bag!" The car stops, I see the door open, I pop off my seat belt ready for an altercation there on the highway, I see the driver get out and I reach for the door latch, Oh noes, iIsee it's a State cop! He points at me "You, pull over!"

I drop in to a parking lot on my right, he puts the Whoop-whoop siren on... the car in front of him pull over and he in behind. Two at once I'm thinking, dang he's good! I get out of my truck, start walking up to the unmarked car and he motions out the window for me to stay back as he's on the radio.

I hang back and when he finishes he comes back to me and I have a mouth full of crow by now. I appologize, telling him I didn't realize he was an officer on patrol, I thought he was some ignorant old blue hair that couldn't drive. He laughed and said it was ok, I was right, he should have been using his turn signal. We shook hands and I went on my way.

Doncha know a MARKED car picked me up as I exited the parking lot and paced me in the left lane until it turned off two miles up the road.

Don't try this at home kids!
Wow that was a crazy event that took place, never had that happen.
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Old 08-12-07, 06:34 PM
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What is this new invention your sitting on ******Bag? (Bill Murray as Lord Salisbury to Buck Henry on SNL from the late 70's)

Reply: Perhaps, after we eat.
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My appologies to the southern folk...

...driving down the highway in back country Georgia, all of a sudden a police car pulls up beside me and the sheriff yells, "Pull over, boy!" So I pull over. This big ole dude walks up to my car and says, "You take this here ticket and write on it what I tell ya."

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