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Old 09-24-07, 08:55 PM
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Th ere is a girl down the hall that sits outside of her apartment door to get the internet (i think). Kinda cute but there has never been a reason to strike up a convo with her really (especially considering i'm usually coming in from the gym or a bike ride ).


When i opened the door to my place, my kitty ran out and was about to walk down to her, then turned around and ran inside before she saw him. Gonna have to work on this with him but i like where his mind's at.

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Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
There is a girl down the hall that sits outside of her apartment door to get the internet (i think).



Girls = lame.



I like to play with them, though.
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Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
Girls = lame.



I like to play with them, though.
For sure.
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Old 09-24-07, 09:09 PM
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Timmy I got a pic of your cats chillin form a while back out of which I want to make an lolcat. I can has permishun?

btw chat up the chick already..
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Old 09-24-07, 09:10 PM
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Timmy I got a pic of your cats chillin form a while back out of which I want to make an lolcat. I can has permishun?
I know exactly the picture you're referring to and i wanted to do the same but i couldn't think of anything...so please do
**and thanks for asking!**
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If you want to meet her, here's a sure fire method........

Offer to run her a CAT5 connection from your router/gateway. How far would you have to string the cable out the window and across? (I presume you have broadband of some type....)

This is a great icebreaker
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Th ere is a girl down the hall that sits outside of her apartment door to get the internet (i think). Kinda cute but there has never been a reason to strike up a convo with her really (especially considering i'm usually coming in from the gym or a bike ride ).


When i opened the door to my place, my kitty ran out and was about to walk down to her, then turned around and ran inside before she saw him. Gonna have to work on this with him but i like where his mind's at.

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Old 09-24-07, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
If you want to meet her, here's a sure fire method........

Offer to run her a CAT5 connection from your router/gateway. How far would you have to string the cable out the window and across? (I presume you have broadband of some type....)

This is a great icebreaker
I already thought of giving her the key to my wireless but uhh...i mean...

i got nothing
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Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
I know exactly the picture you're referring to and i wanted to do the same but i couldn't think of anything...so please do
**and thanks for asking!**
something to the effect of "you looks at my girl again, I killz you". Havent thought about it too much though, lets see what I can come up with tomorrow at work
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Old 09-24-07, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
something to the effect of "you looks at my girl again, I killz you". Havent thought about it too much though, lets see what I can come up with tomorrow at work
That should give you optimal creative thinking time
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After a ride/gym, grab a shower. After the shower, walk down the hall in just your towel. Introduce yourself, let the towel drop and say "Huh. What are we going to do about this?" The rest will be magical.
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Originally Posted by junkyard View Post
After a ride/gym, grab a shower. After the shower, walk down the hall in just your towel. Introduce yourself, let the towel drop and say "Huh. What are we going to do about this?" The rest will be magical.
Or you could end up in jail, but hey you tried right ..
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By the way, your cat has good taste
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Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
I already thought of giving her the key to my wireless but uhh...i mean...

i got nothing


Don't offer her stuff unless she truly deserves it!

Just be cool. She's just a girl.
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Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
Don't offer her stuff unless she truly deserves it!

Just be cool. She's just a girl.
Be cool and be kind of a dick. Be David Caruso in ‘Jade.
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Old 09-24-07, 09:37 PM
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I think, for a while, i'll just be blue...in the balls
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Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
Be cool and be kind of a dick.


Timmy is a natural kind of a *******. She'll love it.


But seriously...just don't make her think you are a sex fiend, and in no time she will be begging to come in and see your stuff.



(stuff= big screen)


Tell her you already have a couple of cats, so you're not hard up for p*ssy.
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Strike up conversation for a bit and then, "ill give you my wireless key but you owe me dinner" and take it from there.

Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
Timmy is a natural kind of a *******. She'll love it.

But seriously...just don't make her think you are a sex fiend, and in no time she will be begging to come in and see your stuff.

(stuff on big screen)
there fixed it for you
Tell her you already have a couple of cats, so you're not hard up for p*ssy.
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I've literally never said this before, but that's a gorgeous cat!
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Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
Th ere is a girl down the hall that sits outside of her apartment door to get the internet (i think). Kinda cute but there has never been a reason to strike up a convo with her really (especially considering i'm usually coming in from the gym or a bike ride ).


When i opened the door to my place, my kitty ran out and was about to walk down to her, then turned around and ran inside before she saw him. Gonna have to work on this with him but i like where his mind's at.

Bang her over the head and drag her into your apartment.
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Originally Posted by junkyard View Post
After a ride/gym, grab a shower. After the shower, walk down the hall in just your towel. Introduce yourself, let the towel drop and say "Huh. What are we going to do about this?" The rest will be magical.
Funny stuff, well done.

He could just tap her on the shoulder with it, OK I'm getting vulgar. I have a knack for taking things too far.
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I think the whole point of involving the cat is to develop a clever, subtle, and sneaky approach to these matters. Cats are good at that sort of thing and besides, they need to earn their keep somehow.
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Throw the cat through her front window, then go to the door and apologize. It's a great icebreaker.
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Throw the cat through her front window, then go to the door and apologize. It's a great icebreaker.
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Throw the cat through her front window, then go to the door and apologize. It's a great icebreaker.


i gotta stop browsing foo during lecture...
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Throw the cat through her front window, then go to the door and apologize. It's a great icebreaker.
Yeah, but wouldn't the cinder block tied to the cat be sort of a tip-off?
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