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Old 09-25-07, 07:23 PM
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with all this news of hot teachers having sex with kids

where in the hell were they when we were kids
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Old 09-25-07, 07:27 PM
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what i wanna know is how come you never hear about the ugly teachers having sex with the students. guess it ain't page A-1 unless it's got some 'hot' or twisted factor.
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Old 09-25-07, 07:47 PM
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where in the hell were they when we were kids
Probably your age.
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Old 09-25-07, 07:49 PM
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what i wanna know is how come you never hear about the ugly teachers having sex with the students. guess it ain't page A-1 unless it's got some 'hot' or twisted factor.
Which one is more likely to spill the beans to his friends?

Here's the guy who slept with Miss Hottness:


Here's the guy who got liquored up and slept with Ms. Butz:
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Old 09-25-07, 08:00 PM
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where in the hell were they when we were kids
Sex with your teacher is fine, unless you're home schooled.
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Old 09-25-07, 08:31 PM
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Sex with your teacher is fine, unless you're home schooled.
ahahahaha
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Old 09-25-07, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Sledbikes View Post
where in the hell were they when we were kids

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i hope i git a hot shop teacher. I need one.
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Old 09-25-07, 08:40 PM
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My grade 11 English teacher was always complaining about how I never handed in my work, she was also dead sexy, then one day she assigned me a essay worth 33% of the grade.

I told her if I didn't hand it in she could dress in leather and spank me after class, she agreed.





I handed it in two days late to see if she would do it. she never did .
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Old 09-25-07, 08:48 PM
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They were all sexin me!
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Why get worked up over it? If you have a teacher fetish you can easily and much more legally date one as an adult.
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Why get worked up over it? If you have a teacher fetish you can easily and much more legally date one as an adult.
nah wouldnt be ny fun its like dating a run of the mill woman
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My girlfriend is a teacher, and she's good-looking. In fact, she has the kids asking her out to football games.

You're right though, it's like dating any other woman, but who has more homework than her students do.
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My dad is a teacher. Back when he was in his mid 20's he actually took a senior from the high school he taught at to the prom. What if anything transpired after said prom I don't know.
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My dad is a teacher. Back when he was in his mid 20's he actually took a senior from the high school he taught at to the prom. What if anything transpired after said prom I don't know.


Mom?
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Jay Leno has noted that when guys are asked whether sex between a male student and a female teacher is right or wrong, it always comes down to one question: "Uhhhh, was she hot?"
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Mom?
Nope, he met my mom several years later.
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Old 09-25-07, 10:00 PM
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(SouthPark Did It)

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.
Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?
Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.
Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.
Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?
Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?
Cop 1: A woman?
Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.
Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?
Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.
Detective 1: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Cop 1: Nice.
Detective 1: Nice.
Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!
Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yeah!
Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: Yeah, I think so.
Cop 2: Nice.
Cop 1: Nice.
Cop 2: Nice.
Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?
Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!
Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.
Kyle: Aagh! (edit)

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So you guys know I don't watch TV. Was there some sort of scandal recently?
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I've noticed that this sort of thing is frowned upon in urban settings, less so in middle sized cities, and tolerated in smaller communities.

I grew up in West Fargo, ND with a graduating class of about 300 students. One of my friends, a cheerleader no less, was dating our honors history teacher who was 24 at the time. They had to keep up appearances so that he wouldn't lose his job.

Meanwhile, in nearby Waubun, MN (population 1000), the high school P.E. teacher and boy's basketball coach openly dated one of his 16-year-old students. He was 29 at the time. People didn't seem to care. Basically they wanted him to find a woman (they are scarce in these rural areas) so that he would stick around and coach their team. I believe they are still married.
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Originally Posted by Sledbikes View Post
where in the hell were they when we were kids
Alas, life isn't fair. Miss Vignes in the 5th grade, Miss Patrick in the 6th, and Mrs. Schaff in the 7th were all hot. And Ms. Vath in highschool was smokin' and drove a Corvette convertable too. Never heard so much as a juicy rumor about any of them though. Bummer. I was born a generation (or two) too late.

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Originally Posted by Tappets View Post
what i wanna know is how come you never hear about the ugly teachers having sex with the students. guess it ain't page A-1 unless it's got some 'hot' or twisted factor.
There was an ugly Mom having sex with kids' friends story here a year or two ago. Wasn't the kind of Mom I fantisized about when I was 15.


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Originally Posted by v1k1ng1001 View Post
I've noticed that this sort of thing is frowned upon in urban settings, less so in middle sized cities, and tolerated in smaller communities.

I grew up in West Fargo, ND with a graduating class of about 300 students. One of my friends, a cheerleader no less, was dating our honors history teacher who was 24 at the time. They had to keep up appearances so that he wouldn't lose his job.

Meanwhile, in nearby Waubun, MN (population 1000), the high school P.E. teacher and boy's basketball coach openly dated one of his 16-year-old students. He was 29 at the time. People didn't seem to care. Basically they wanted him to find a woman (they are scarce in these rural areas) so that he would stick around and coach their team. I believe they are still married.
Must be different up there in Yankee country - either situation would have brought the authorities into action where I grew up in Louisiana. Sheriff Lee was sheriff then and still is (30 years now) and he wouldn't look kindly on a situation like that. And an angry father with a shotgun probably would have followed shortly thereafter. We don't cotton to that kinda thing with our daughters.

Like it or not, society looks at it differently when it's a male teacher and female student. Too bad it never happened the other way 'round for me. Even ol' Sheriff Lee might have given me the Luckiest Boy in America medal.
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Quite common in my Yankee country experience. I can think of relationships between students and teachers in schools in NJ, NY, NH, and VT. With the exception of VT they were all public schools in fairly affluent districts and it flew under the radar with ease everywhere. Don't ask, don't tell.
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