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Old 09-26-07, 01:27 PM
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I think jsharr pooped his pants

That is all.
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Old 09-26-07, 01:28 PM
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I told you jsharr... pucker up when you shart.

Geeze.
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Old 09-26-07, 01:28 PM
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would have, but I am pantless today.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Just got a call on the red phone.

Pants pooping is confirmed. When asked what he plans to do about the situation all Jsharr could say was "depends".
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Originally Posted by BLIMP View Post
Just got a call on the red phone.

Pants pooping is confirmed. When asked what he plans to do about the situation all Jsharr could say was "depends".
My current vote for "Foo post of the year"!
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Old 09-26-07, 01:31 PM
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False alarm. Turns out he just sat in a bowl of chili.
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This wouldn't have happened if he were wearing jeans. Sigh. When will people learn?
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Old 09-26-07, 01:48 PM
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I don't know about his pants pooping, but my pooper hurts. I passed a softball this morning and it has been hurting all day.
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Originally Posted by Portis View Post
False alarm. Turns out he just sat in a bowl of chili.
You fell for that line? Did you take a whiff? Did that smell like chili to you? OK...maybe it does a little bit, but it smells more like poopy than chili.
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
I don't know about his pants pooping, but my pooper hurts. I passed a softball this morning and it has been hurting all day.
Wow...can I see it? got a pic?
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Originally Posted by BLIMP View Post
Just got a call on the red phone.

Pants pooping is confirmed. When asked what he plans to do about the situation all Jsharr could say was "depends".
say. that reminds me......





what do old people taste when they perform oral sex?
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Old 09-26-07, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
say. that reminds me......





what do old people taste when they perform oral sex?
Nothing. They've lost their taste buds by then.
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Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
say. that reminds me......





what do old people taste when they perform oral sex?
Depends.
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Old 09-26-07, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
say. that reminds me......





what do old people taste when they perform oral sex?
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Old 09-26-07, 02:11 PM
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Wow...can I see it? got a pic?
The softball or my arse?
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Old 09-26-07, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
The softball or my arse?
Whichever your more comfortable showing.
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Old 09-26-07, 02:44 PM
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i have a softball, if that helps you decide.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 02-24-09, 11:47 AM
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bump for quoting reasons
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I smell chili...
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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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Old 02-24-09, 11:58 AM
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"corn? I dun remembah eaten corn"
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Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
"corn? I dun remembah eaten corn"
dude, it is my poo, not yours, and yes, I ate corn.
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You still have that problem????

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bump for wet flatulence reasons
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I think it was a little more than flatulence...
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This thread is worthless...with or without pics.
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