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Old 10-01-07, 05:09 PM
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You little **** head!

The kitty litter has needed to be changed for a few days but i was out, and since i have no parking getting to the store is a pretty decent under taking. But i finally went today and bought some food and a new box of litter.

I come home and empty the old stuff, and sweep the floor around it, pour in the new stuff and have that sense of "ahh, now that is nice and tidy".

My little guy comes in to check out what i've been up to and he steps into the litter box. This stuff is a little different, little round balls compared to the flaky kind i had before. He seemed to really like this and thought it would be really funny to..."frolic" around and flick the stuff all over the place.

I'm sure he thought it was really funny...as for me, i had to re-tidy the entire bathroom.
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Old 10-01-07, 05:16 PM
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It could be worse, Timmy. My housemate used to have a cat who would pull all the toilet paper off a roll all over the bathroom. Living with him also required keeping the toilet lid down at all times.
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Old 10-01-07, 05:29 PM
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You could try teaching the cat to use the toilet, but half the time when you toilet train a cat, they will eventually start obsessively flushing the darn thing 24 hours a day it seems.
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Old 10-01-07, 05:31 PM
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And people wonder why I call them slippers on the hoof.
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Old 10-01-07, 05:40 PM
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^^^And why I call your little darlings experiments waiting to happen.
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Old 10-01-07, 05:49 PM
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I call them targets.

Or Splat, crunch etc....
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Old 10-01-07, 05:54 PM
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you could hollow it out and make it into a slipper or something.

i prefer the "go outside" variety of cats.

unfortunately mine is indoor only -i gotta deal with the same shenanigans.

i guess they're cute once or twice a year tho.
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Cats

I have a need hate relationship with cats. Not a love hate or like hate but a need hate relationship. Over the years I have had more than 200 cats. I guess I should say they had me. When I had the farm (a half hearted play farm attempt at back to the land, hah) I had as many as 38 at one time but cats they come and they go. Between the coyotes and natural attrition they fluctuated between 8 and 38. The dogs might have accounted for some as they always looked a little guilty to me. Only two were allowed in the house as they were house cats that came with us from the city when we moved up on that mountain. That was Bilbo and his mother. His mother didn't survive the farm experiment but Bilbo did and went we me after that experiment for further adventures.
As I said cats come and they go. We currently have 5 but a month ago it was 12 and I'm sure when springs comes around there will be more. I am so glad that one of the missing was a two litter a summer female.
As I look out over the homestead at sunset I see one sleeping on the hood of my car, two sleeping on the back of a kids tricycle and one on the seat of my grocery getter. When I take a bike into the shop to work on it I have to clean the cat hair off complicated by spider webs.
By the way I said need because I have grandchildren and I have no mice or lizards below 4 feet above ground level. If I could just get them to eat spiders.
Like I said "cats they come and they go". There's always plenty to replace the ones that go.
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Originally Posted by oldfool View Post
I have a need hate relationship with cats. Not a love hate or like hate but a need hate relationship. Over the years I have had more than 200 cats. I guess I should say they had me. When I had the farm (a half hearted play farm attempt at back to the land, hah) I had as many as 38 at one time but cats they come and they go. Between the coyotes and natural attrition they fluctuated between 8 and 38. The dogs might have accounted for some as they always looked a little guilty to me. Only two were allowed in the house as they were house cats that came with us from the city when we moved up on that mountain. That was Bilbo and his mother. His mother didn't survive the farm experiment but Bilbo did and went we me after that experiment for further adventures.
As I said cats come and they go. We currently have 5 but a month ago it was 12 and I'm sure when springs comes around there will be more. I am so glad that one of the missing was a two litter a summer female.
As I look out over the homestead at sunset I see one sleeping on the hood of my car, two sleeping on the back of a kids tricycle and one on the seat of my grocery getter. When I take a bike into the shop to work on it I have to clean the cat hair off complicated by spider webs.
By the way I said need because I have grandchildren and I have no mice or lizards below 4 feet above ground level. If I could just get them to eat spiders.
Like I said "cats they come and they go". There's always plenty to replace the ones that go.
That's weird.
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Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
It could be worse, Timmy. My housemate used to have a cat who would pull all the toilet paper off a roll all over the bathroom. Living with him also required keeping the toilet lid down at all times.
Ummm no...
He accidentally jumped up and pulled the handle bar down and then fell into the toilet bowl.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it

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