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Old 10-03-07, 01:27 PM
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X136 farted....

Did you hear it? It wasn't loud, but I heard it. Eeeeeeeew.....that smells awful.

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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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um, that was me and I need pants changed now,













again
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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lol!
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Giolander: There can be only one.
Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?
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The proper technical term would be, shart. X sharted.

Damn it stink over herrr.

Told you not to eat those garlic beans that sat out for a week X!
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Well I KNOW it WASN'T me, afterall women don't do that you know. I think it was the little person in the corner ...

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Originally Posted by x136 View Post
If there's going to be a thread every time I fart, y'all better be makin' me a subforum...
We did....but its limited access, so you aren't allowed in.
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Let's make a flatulence sub forum. I pass death bombs quite frequently aswell.
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I wake up in the middle of the night just to fart.
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
I wake up in the middle of the night just to fart.
My life revolves around the next set of fartations.
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Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
Let's make a flatulence sub forum. I pass death bombs quite frequently aswell.
Yes, but your breath isn't what's at question here. Yes, I know you were talking about death bombs from your arse.
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eww, eww, eww!
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Y'all haven't even thought of the capability of flatulence you get after having the small intestine shortened by 3 feet Pull my finger is a safety lanyard!
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Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
I wake up in the middle of the night just to fart.
I hope you leave the covers up for the dutch oven effect.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Does this have anything to do with eating mint flavored paste?
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Yes, but I don't do turtles. They are so low brow.
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Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
Does this have anything to do with eating mint flavored paste?
Oh......teacher, Timmy's eating the paste again.
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We did....but its limited access, so you aren't allowed in.


OK, since he's got to be with the General Population here, would one of you please turn the fan on. Please?!

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Originally Posted by x136 View Post
If there's going to be a thread every time I fart, y'all better be makin' me a subforum...
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Hmmmm fart forum...

I have a feeling that would be the most active forum here.
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Seriously. Since this thread started, I think I've farted upwards of 10 times.

This all corn dog diet is seriously pissin' my intestines off yo.
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Corn dog diet??!??!?!??!??!


What the hell are you thinking?
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Corn dog diet??!??!?!??!??!


What the hell are you thinking?
I'm sorry, but did you just use the word "think" directed a "Pheard"?
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Corn dog diet??!??!?!??!??!


What the hell are you thinking?
First of all, me?? thinking?? what the hell are YOU thinking?

I bought enough corndogs for like a month. It's all I eat. It's gross. Bleh.
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Nope....yeah....ladies don't fart....yeah.....that's right.....ummmm.....



....yeah....
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