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Old 10-04-07, 12:31 PM
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KRINK! krink? KRINK!?

Anyone seen the head of the Krinkistani Bureau of Disinformation?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 10-04-07, 12:38 PM
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I heard he took a quick flight to NYC for a modeling job.

They told him he'd be famous after the Krink line of products comes out ...

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Old 10-04-07, 01:12 PM
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IS krinkistan under radio silence?
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Old 10-09-07, 07:43 PM
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I?
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Old 10-09-07, 07:52 PM
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I don't like Krinkovs! They are cheap communist crap and they can't hit ****.

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Old 10-09-07, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tourmalet View Post
I don't like Krinkovs! They are cheap communist crap and they can't hit ****.

Linguistically at least, a fascinating claim. In Krinkistani we would say just the opposite: That **** can't hit crap!
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Old 10-10-07, 08:48 AM
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welcome back oh most Krinky one!
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 10-10-07, 08:50 AM
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I believe is over in China right now...."taking care of business" with his paint and toy companies.
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Hey, baybuh, welcome back, though you look a bit krinkled.
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Old 10-10-07, 04:58 PM
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Hey, baybuh, welcome back, though you look a bit krinkled.
If by "krinkled" you mean "feeling as though Barry Bonds took batting practice on my lower back," then you perfectly described how I felt after I got off the plane.

I should probably clarify for Tourmalet that Krinkistan was not named after the mini-Kalishnikov favored by Osama bin Laden.

A krink is a long cylindrically-shaped tuber that can be used to make hashbrowns or to pleasure another human being, although not in that order.

I believe "tourmalet" is French for krink, n'est-ce pas?
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you try to pleasure me with a krink and you will be pulling back a stub.
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Old 10-10-07, 05:13 PM
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you try to pleasure me with a krink and you will be pulling back a stub.
I'm confused, I thought Texans drank from "long necks," not stubbies.
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out of long necks right now, so I will pretty much drink whatever I can beg.
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Old 10-10-07, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
out of long necks right now, so I will pretty much drink whatever I can beg.
No need to beg. Here, drink from my stubby. Want some hashbrowns with that?

Why do I feel slightly ill?
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