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Old 10-25-07, 05:44 PM
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You are teleported back in time and accused of being a traitor to the crown. Your appointments are not only free, but neverending! A little dark and damp, though.

I wish I had a beer.
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You do and it's a warm Bud


I wish I had some red bud.
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Old 10-25-07, 08:59 PM
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Your new best bud is a communist, yet a rabid supporter of the conservative republican party (Far right)

I wish me a cold Belgian beer!
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While you're laying on your couch watching the game, the "Cold Belgian Beer Company" truck, the only one in existence, loses its brakes and plows directly through the front of your house, sending shards of glass everywhere, including a piece through your jugular vein... only one unbroken bottle remains and it is laying directly in front of your twitching hand...and as you expend all of your last bit of energy to retrieve it, you die.

I wish I had a video of that accident.
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You find a video of the accident on you tube. You watch the video. The ghost of StupidlyBrave comes out of your computer and you are the Cold Belgian Beer Mug's next victim. Your hand twitches uncontrollably inadvertantly giving the you tube video a high rating...the video waits for its next victim...

I wish there were a good Pad Thai place near me...
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Old 10-26-07, 07:25 AM
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One opens up next door but on the opening night there's a terrible grease fire which catches your house on fire forcing you to move hundreds of miles away.

I wish I had clipless shoes/pedals
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Old 10-26-07, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
What a great trick you've learned. Too bad everytime you do it, it scares everybody within eyesight so bad they die of fright.


Ppffftt.... you haven't corrupted my wish, that pretty much comes with the territory of having an exploding head!
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Old 10-26-07, 08:08 AM
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I wish I had clipless shoes/pedals
Someone donates a set that belonged to a Witch's bicycle, you try to clip out quickly at a light, the pedal goes flying into a fuel truck, which detonates along the fault-line causing North America to split in two, the left half has BF's servers that are now at 3 Fathoms in the Pacific Ocean, thus ending this thread and permitting the dinosaurs to rule again.

I wish all the folks abducted by aliens would turn into them on Halloween
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Old 10-26-07, 08:20 AM
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All I can say is .... thank goodness I ain't green!! My lucky pentagram, myhrr insence and protection spells protected me once again. Oh thank you, thank you pagan gods and goddesses! p.s. blessed be y'all

But you however have not been so lucky. Shall I call you ... Kermit? You are a pleasant shade of green BTW.





I wish someone could pound the headache, outta my head.
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Old 10-26-07, 08:28 AM
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Someone pounds your headache outta there, but they went too far and you're a crazy terrorist chick now and decide to detonate a WMD along the fault-line causing North America to split in two, the left half has BF's servers that are now at 3 Fathoms in the Pacific Ocean, thus ending this thread and permitting the dinosaurs to rule again.

I wish a sack of $100 bills accidently fell outta the bank truck outside
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Old 10-26-07, 08:35 AM
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<Wish Fairy takes a long hard look at this request, trying to figure out odd spelling and then again the edit feature. But because SHE is not feeling good today, decides to go with the first spelling and decides ...>

Yes dear, you may have wanted a big bag-o-big $100 bills - but because of the Fairy's miserable demeaner - you are given a big bag of bills. My bills, his bills, their bills. Your phone number has been forwarded to the bill collectors and a photo is being sent to the IRS. One good thing that does come out of this though is GRATITUDE. (hehe, note the TUDE).

I thanks you, he thanks you - we all thank you for paying our bills!






I wish for a small pleasant troll who can do my bidding.
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Old 10-26-07, 08:42 AM
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The small pleasant troll actually has a special disease that turns everyone that hangs with it into a dog that just wants to sniff butts all day long

I wish I could start a dog rental company for guys like me that need the cute dog to attract cute chicks
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Old 10-26-07, 08:49 AM
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VOILA --- DoggieLuvs opens and specializes in cute widdo balls of fluffy poof for men. Awwwww, single woman just hang all over you ...

But the men of the universe see you fluffy poofy doggie toting mens as something not so manly anymore ... and you become a target for being picked on. Hearing kissy noises from the construction workers as you walk your poofy fluffball down the street becomes an everyday occurence.






Wishes the right man would walk thru the door.
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Old 10-26-07, 09:10 AM
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The right man walks through the door, but you find yourself strangely attracted to his mum...

I wish it were home time
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Old 10-26-07, 09:27 AM
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Wait...you were home. You were DREAMING about work. Now your alarm goes off so you see you are home, but now it IS time to go to work. You can't get away...even when you sleep.

I wish I had something big and fun planned to do this weekend.
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Rosanne Barr turns up at your house...

(sorry, it's the only fun big and slightly scary american lady I could think of)

I wish I could think of a more topical big american lady to use in my reply to KT's "doing big fun things" wish.
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Old 10-26-07, 09:47 AM
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I'd suggest Julia Child, but she is not only not American, but she is slightly dead also. Guess your wish will go unfulfilled. But that's the point is it not?


I wish there was a White Castle next to the natural foods store in town.
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Old 10-26-07, 09:56 AM
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It happens....White Castle shows up next to Natural Foods. Vegan Yuppies and White Trash clash with a fury worse than the LA Riots. Overnight the Vegan and White Trash populations are decimated.

I wish my bike was fixed and ready to ride.
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Dr Who comes back from the year 20000 AD to fix your bike but forgets to tell you it's a TardisCycle and you go *poof* into the future which is far better, never to return here, thus ending this thread as we know it

I wish my sushi place had good toro
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But they don't and do not plan on it either. Instead they have substituted Toro with Puffer Fish. And the new chef (all of 11 yrs old) suggests trying it. You accept and then realize the Chef has opened up his new cookbook "Sushi for Dummies" ...



Wishes the food kiosks in the building were open again
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Old 10-26-07, 11:19 AM
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The guy that invented Meow Mix gets the contract for the food kiosks and, in an attempt to make a few pennies more substitutes Fancy Feast for the Chicky Salad which contain some really strong pheromones causing all the women at work to find men instantly settle down, live happly ever after but not before distracting all the men that service the BF servers causing this site to go down ending this thread forever

I wish I had the key to the vending machines at work
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SURPRISE - you find a keychain full of a ton of keys - all marked "vending machine". So you take a 4 hour lunch and go and check each and every vending machine - but with no luck, except for one.


LIVE BAIT - fresh red worms, nightcrawlers and crickets. yum.






Wishes the clock mysteriously read 5 pm.
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It does. Too bad for you it's London time.


Wish I had something good for lunch
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The clock reads 5PM and then stays there...you're the only person moving around, everyone is perpetually on the verge of the weekend but cannot get out of their suspended animation. You try to move the minute hand on the clock and then come to your senses and rob a bank before you set the clock in motion again.

I hope my massage is a good one
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*edit* crap, so slow to type!

"ring, ring, ring"....Yes, is this KingTermite? , well I have good news and bad news....the good news is we fixed your bike .....the bad news? We took it out for a test ride and and the rider made a wrong turn and ended up on Jonathan Street and was robbed and beaten and the bike was stolen ..... but the police are "on it"....

I wish someone would give me a new Dell laptop, for free, no strings attached....and a chocolate ice cream cone with sprinkles....
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