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Old 10-26-07, 09:52 PM
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There was an old lady from Bike Forum
Who was part of the Roadie Quorum
She was all dressed in pink
With a face to make you shrink
It's Jonny Pheard I think
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Old 10-26-07, 10:15 PM
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There was a penguin named Path
Who rhymed his name with Goth
It was way too pretentious
The consanants licentious
And the vowel drowned in its own bath
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There once was a clown name of Krink
Who's limericks would would make a Nun drink
So he offered some whiskey
Cause he was quite frisky
and he wound up sitting in the klink!
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There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore."
Lore is awesome. Check it out.
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There once was this poet named Poe
Who thought literary life was a ho
He said aw **** it
But then kicked the bucket
And died of rabies in old Baltimo'
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There was this member called 'dipper
He was drunk of the laughs not the liquor
He started some threads
Then headed for bed
Teh Foo hangover sure will be a kicker

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Old 10-27-07, 05:37 AM
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There once was a man from Nan....
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There once was a man from Nan....
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there once was a lass named eboo
whos humor was often quite blue
she said with a leer
and a grin ear to ear
you should see what I do at the zoo
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 10-27-07, 09:18 AM
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Old 10-27-07, 10:35 AM
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McCourt is a Kerry Man!

That and being called a Bog Man are two things that could be construed to be insulting!
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McCourt is a Kerry Man!

That and being called a Bog Man are two things that could be construed to be insulting!
No he's not.
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Old 10-27-07, 11:52 AM
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Can we post a cork?
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Originally Posted by botto View Post
No he's not.
You have to be Irish to understand the lingo!

no Irishman, save those from Kerry, ever wants to be called a Kerry Man! He'd rather be a bog man or any other insulting thing!

Frankie McCourt....
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There was an Old Lady from Frisco
Who instead of Butt Butter used Crisco
She slid off her bike
As quick as you like
She's a regular now at Pheard's Disco
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Good Night Moutain Bike
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My dad wrote this one

Aphrodite lost her nightie
And she had a bare behind
Said the bear to Aphrodite
It's your nightie
We must find
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Originally Posted by PATH View Post
There was an Old Lady from Frisco
Who instead of Butt Butter used Crisco
She slid off her bike
As quick as you like
She's a regular now at Pheard's Disco

There once was a boy who wore pink
He didn't gamble, *****, or drink
He wore special drawers
And kept tight all his pores
And saved up for the perfect mink
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Tis' the moon eve's hallow borne
I sat by the lake
then I awake
a nightmare twixt thine forlorn
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