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Old 11-18-07, 08:56 PM
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Zombie Defense Wall!



Discuss.
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Old 11-18-07, 08:58 PM
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That crowbar looks a little small.
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Old 11-18-07, 08:59 PM
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What's on the green string? Looks like a huge pacifier.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:07 PM
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Personally I would choose the yellow nubbie hanging from the green shoelace affair on the wall.

It is a well known fact that zombies cannot resist a nubbie, in fact that's why they gravitate to women with children in strollers - they don't want the children, or the mothers - or the baby bottles.

They want the nubbies.

I'd run like hell out in front of that crowd of zombies - yell at them - "HEY, ZOMBJERKS!!!! I GOTS YER NUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"..

Then I'd jump on the bike and zip off to the big park in the city with some nice high cliffs, hang the nubbie over the side and when they all assembled, I'd drop it and then watch them all follow it like lemmings.

Die Zombies!!!


Now if that was only one half of something you stuff in your ear for sound ... well, then I need to re-write my Zombie killah protocol.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:08 PM
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I'll take that sickle/swing blade.
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:09 PM
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There's no duct tape. Pffft!
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Old 11-18-07, 09:10 PM
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I would also suggest a sledgehammer.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:11 PM
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no shotgun, no chainsaw, no fire axe.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:16 PM
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What's up with the pacifier??
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:19 PM
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Looks like that bat has been used on a few zombies already.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:20 PM
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remind me to never hang out over at donnamb's house
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Old 11-18-07, 09:24 PM
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"kill the brain and you kill the ghoul."

- Sheriff, 'Night of the Living Dead'

Still the best zombie movie eva!

Donna's got the right idea, I'm not so sure about the pacifier, tho?!?!

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Old 11-18-07, 09:24 PM
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umhhh. Has anyone noticed that there's blood on the bat ... and maybe on the saw. I think donnamb was serious.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
umhhh. Has anyone noticed that there's blood on the bat ... and maybe on the saw. I think donnamb was serious.
Yes, I noticed. See my post about it.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:25 PM
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a machete might be useful as well
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Old 11-18-07, 09:28 PM
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I want one.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by junkyard View Post
Yes, I noticed. See my post about it.
Ah yes, an astute eye.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
Discuss.
I like the Zombie Defense Wall, but with most of those you could get yer brains eaten as you are too close to them. If you don't want the shotgun, then focus on zombie defense basics, kill the brain, kill the zombie.

Donna, it sounds like you may need the samurai sword or even the chainsaw, as discussed in this instructional video:

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/?t=anon
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Old 11-18-07, 09:36 PM
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Why The Pacifier??!?
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:37 PM
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Where are the handcuffs? What a disappointment.
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Calm down Siu.
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If you're talking 'Night of the Living dead' zombies then this wall of 'tools' is excellent....

If its '28 days later' Zombies... I'm sorry, you're f*cked.
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Old 11-18-07, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
Calm down Siu.
Grrrrr..........
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Old 11-18-07, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
Why The Pacifier??!?
Ahhh, I, the most astute, have missed the most important item ... ze pazefier iz for ze perzon who haz given up and haz accepted ze zombiez wayz of life. Inzert pazefier and cloze your eyez little one....... eet will only be one bitez ...
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
Why The Pacifier??!?
While you have to get in close, the pacifier can be one of the deadliest weapons. I'll let Donnomb explain. She is obviously well versed.
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