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Old 12-31-07, 02:25 PM
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"The cheese fell off his cracker along time ago" and other derogatory expressions

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Old 12-31-07, 02:27 PM
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His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
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Old 12-31-07, 02:32 PM
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That ol' boy is about two cows short of a herd.
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Old 12-31-07, 02:33 PM
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Couldn't pour sand out of a boot with printed directions on the bottom of the heel.
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Old 12-31-07, 02:43 PM
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He's fifty cents short of a quarter.

Not playing with a full deck.

Not the sharpen crayon in the box.
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Old 12-31-07, 02:44 PM
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He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
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Old 12-31-07, 02:53 PM
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"Dumbass."
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Old 12-31-07, 03:07 PM
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Couldn't find his ass with a map and a flashlight
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He's hit rock bottom and started digging.

He looked like death eating a cracker.
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Old 12-31-07, 03:11 PM
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A few beans short of a burrito.
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Old 12-31-07, 03:12 PM
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That boy's so dumb, he could fall into a barrel full of ti^^ies and come out sucking on his thumb.

Dumber than a bag of hammers

Sharp as a bowling ball
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Old 12-31-07, 03:28 PM
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the lights are on but nobody's home

not the sharpest tool in the shed
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Old 12-31-07, 03:31 PM
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As useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Dumber than mayonnaise.

Couldn't get laid with a fistful of dollars in a *****house.

We should sticky this thread!
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Old 12-31-07, 03:33 PM
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Elves have left the building.
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Old 12-31-07, 03:41 PM
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(enter name) rides the short bus.
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Old 12-31-07, 03:45 PM
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Her wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
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Old 12-31-07, 03:49 PM
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Old 12-31-07, 03:57 PM
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The lights are on, but nobody's home.
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Old 12-31-07, 04:01 PM
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A few genes short of a strand.

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Slower than a ****** playing sudoku.
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Old 12-31-07, 04:21 PM
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If you were to shove his brains up a gnat's ass, they'd bounce around like a BB in boxcar.
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Old 12-31-07, 04:29 PM
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A village somewhere is missing their idiot.
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His light bulb is a half a turn loose.
Half a bubble off plumb.
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He's a few beers shy of a six-pack.
He's missing a few items from his sea bag.
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