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Old 03-21-08, 02:24 PM
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Six broken surf boards that I am saving to make a fence with.

A sewing machine I have never used because I can't thread it. (or sew)

Some porn somebody gave me so that his mother wouldn't find it if he was killed. (he was, and I can't seem to toss it) (or watch it) ...So now, it sits here and my mom will find it if anything happens to me.
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Old 03-21-08, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by catherine96821 View Post
...So now, it sits here and my mom will find it if anything happens to me.
Bind them up with a rubber band, and put a post-it note on it that says "not mine".

It would at least leave it open to question
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Old 03-21-08, 02:31 PM
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lol

I actually thought of that

...it seemed like such reasonable request at the time. (like MOST stupid stuff)
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Old 03-21-08, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by catherine96821 View Post
...it seemed like such reasonable request at the time.
It did? "Will you hold onto my porn collection in case I die," seemed sane and reasonable? Okaaaay...
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It's really tough to deny it's your porn when your name is in the credits...
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Old 03-21-08, 03:07 PM
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...how the hell does one use a cast iron beaver?
very, very slowly....
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Old 03-21-08, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by catherine96821 View Post
lol

I actually thought of that

...it seemed like such reasonable request at the time. (like MOST stupid stuff)
welll it still sounds.... almost reasonable...
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Old 03-22-08, 07:28 PM
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I own several dollar bin dvds of really old cartoons. I think they're rad. But no one else does.
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Old 03-22-08, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
I own several dollar bin dvds of really old cartoons. I think they're rad. But no one else does.
As an owner of similar DVDs, I'm afraid I must protest the last sentence.
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Originally Posted by x136 View Post
As an owner of similar DVDs, I'm afraid I must protest the last sentence.
Ok, well few of us think they're rad. Felix the Cat, Betty Boop and Popeye! There's nothing dorky about that, right?
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Old 03-22-08, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Ok, well few of us think they're rad. Felix the Cat, Betty Boop and Popeye! There's nothing dorky about that, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIyEi...mouse-invasion

Check this one out.
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Cartoons are awesome. The public domain is awesome. Therefore, cartoons in the public domain are awesome. It's that simple.
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I have a broken guitar with no strings, a bent neck and some missing frets. I just can't bring myself to throw away a musical instrument! I might make a feature of some sort from it... maybe grow some plants out of it or something.
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Old 03-22-08, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
Mickey's a jackass.
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Old 03-22-08, 08:34 PM
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Holy hallucination. Mickey is one shady character.
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Old 03-22-08, 09:46 PM
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OH my.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 03-22-08, 11:32 PM
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All my notes from the Classics B.A. I finished 12 years ago. Have never opened the box in any of the seven subsequent house moves. Can't seem to get rid of it...

A spinning wheel (but I know how to use it!) and a rock tumbler.
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Old 03-23-08, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
Nice, very nice .

Let me see, we have a very nice, unused snake trap.

Would anyone like it?

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Old 03-23-08, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by mude View Post
hook it up!
You'd really like a snake trap? No joke, this little contraption is meant to trap snakes. Let me see if I can get a photo...

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Old 03-23-08, 12:31 PM
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I own a toy accordian. But it's not dumb, it's awesome.

It's exactly like this:

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