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PATH 07-17-08 11:37 AM

Little EPO
Sung to the tune Little GTO

A little EPO and you're feeling fine
you're tearing up the road now
you're in spot number nine
keeping up with the pace car
screw the team on which you ride- a - ide
Shooting up, doping up, riding out on EPO...

Wa wahhhhhh, wah wah wah wah wah
Wa Wahhhhhh wah wah wah wah wah
wah wahhhhh wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh

Oh Luceeeeeeeeee......did you put EPO in my punch?

Oh Ricco Riccardo would I do that???!!!!!

Ethel and Fred did it!

JNorm 07-17-08 11:43 AM

Where can I get that jersey?

PATH 07-17-08 12:05 PM

I think you have to place an order of several pieces with some company but hurry as it is fast becoming the Yellow Jersey of the TOUR!!! Wooooo!!!! HOOOOOOO!!

jsharr 07-17-08 12:21 PM

It should be their official jersey, as a third rider was arrested today. No names to keep this from being a spoiler.

EDIT: just read the lyrics at the bottom, so disregard my thing about no names.

So The Cobra has been using secret venom?

EatMyA** 07-17-08 12:24 PM


artifice 07-17-08 12:32 PM

haha, nice. I needed a chuckle today :)

hos13 07-17-08 01:23 PM

Funny. There is a thread in the TDF forum looking for a jersey such as this.

mjdwyer23 07-18-08 07:39 AM

I'd buy one.

Wordbiker 07-18-08 08:06 AM

If the jersey is too much, perhaps a bracelet?

jsharr 07-18-08 08:15 AM

How about "Tour De France Race Director" on the front


"I can't find my ass with both hands"

on the back?

Anyone notice that the promos about kicking out the dopers and the film running backwards as they take the jersey off Floyd have stopped being run by Versus?

Wordbiker 07-18-08 08:30 AM

jsharr 07-18-08 08:35 AM

is the next line: "they still have to test my B"?

mlts22 07-18-08 12:26 PM

Every time I see EPO, I think of "Emergency Power Off", which is usually right by the big red button in server rooms which powers off everything in there.

huerro 07-18-08 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by PATH (Post 7079502)


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