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Old 10-01-08, 12:18 AM
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Good answer!

Why aren't all you kids in bed yet?
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Originally Posted by x136 View Post
Does Siu know you're spying on her brain?
Yes, she's cool with it, though. She's does get a little creeped out when I spy on her um....other parts

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UA - Are you stoned ?
Frighteningly, no. When I'm stoned, I just tend to drool on myself.

If so...we may have an opening at 2RSG.Inc
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Old 10-01-08, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Good answer!

Why aren't all you kids in bed yet?
I would be, but people keep asking me questions
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Old 10-01-08, 12:20 AM
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should I pick up robotics so I can make butler/maid androids?

alternatively, should I initiate global domination through the use of androids?
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Old 10-01-08, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Yes, she's cool with it, though. She's does get a little creeped out when I spy on her um....other parts
by other parts, do you mean to say knees, knuckles, shoulders and belly buttons? this brain linking works both ways you know.

am I hungry because I'm actually hungry or it's because some other person in the brain linkage is sending hungry thoughts to me? who is this person?

I think my cat brought in flees, my body itches and has insect bite marks. should I use bleach, peroxide or marine grease to cure this itchiness?
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Why aren't all you kids in bed yet?
We are!

It's a large bed.
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Originally Posted by AEO View Post
should I pick up robotics so I can make butler/maid androids?
No, if you did that, you would put the British out of business.

alternatively, should I initiate global domination through the use of androids?
Question - Do you have a cat that will sit comfortably in your arms while you tell people of your plans?
Question - Do you have some physical deformity that will allow you to have a cool name?
Question - Will you also make a space ship out of some iconic, giant figure?
If the answer to these questions is yes, then proceed.
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Old 10-01-08, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by AEO View Post
by other parts, do you mean to say knees, knuckles, shoulders and belly buttons? this brain linking works both ways you know.
Why do you think she gets creeped out?

am I hungry because I'm actually hungry or it's because some other person in the brain linkage is sending hungry thoughts to me? who is this person? You are actually hungry because you didn't eat your arm. You are also sending out hunger pangs to the rest of Foo and it soon may be a feeding frenzy matched only by sharks swimming under James Bond as he's tied to a slowly lowering rope.

I think my cat brought in flees, my body itches and has insect bite marks. should I use bleach, peroxide or marine grease to cure this itchiness?
Use tiny guns, it's much more satisfying.


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We are!

It's a large bed.
X keeps doing something he calls "cupping" and it's freakin' me out.
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Originally Posted by x136 View Post
We are!

It's a large bed.
Wow. I guess I'll just curl up at the end, there. I think I see a little bit of space left.
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why are, no wait, nevermind, cause you're one of THEM! you can't possibly answer my questions.
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Ok, and with that, I'm heading to bed. UnsafeAlpine will return at 10 tomorrow morning MDT unless he decides to right that report that's due Friday and study for the quiz that's tomorrow evening.
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Old 10-01-08, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Question - Do you have a cat that will sit comfortably in your arms while you tell people of your plans?

Question - Do you have some physical deformity that will allow you to have a cool name?
Question - Will you also make a space ship out of some iconic, giant figure?
If the answer to these questions is yes, then proceed.
yes, I do actually. it's fluffy and tigerisk
yes, I did have an ingrown toe nail that was operated on. Splinter Nail.
yes, I'd make one based on scotty from star trek.
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What would happen if a cat rode a bike with a physical deformity on a bed whilst in a spaceship?

-Kurt
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What would happen if a cat rode a bike with a physical deformity on a bed whilst in a spaceship?

-Kurt
It would easily win the $10,000 prize on "Cat riding a bike with a physical deformity on a bed whilst in a spaceship Funniest Home Videos".
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can we keep UA up all night at this?
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can we keep UA up all night at this?
Probably, looks like I'll be missing yet another stupid early morning math class
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Don't you know that math is dumb? And that math-ers suck?
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early morning calculus in HS was my favorite. did I ever tell you I got a whole hour and a half of sleep there every morning?
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Ouch. I had English as my first class senior year, and I thought that was bad. Math in the morning is just cruel.
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Is the angle of the dangle REALLY inversely proportional to the heat of the beat?
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damn....and I went to bed at a reasonable hour....
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