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Old 10-07-08, 02:58 PM
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lets examine the possibilities.

yesterday, the bf in training (aka best friend) calls.
him: "hey, want to do dinner or something... and chat?"
me: "....oh, I dunno. I'm really doing OK, I think I just need some alone time"
him: "no, I don't mean about that [i assumed he meant about my dad] I just have some other things on my mind"
me: "Is there something you need to chat about?"
him: "well.. I just wanted to explain why I've been such a failure since July... I probably should ahve been more aggressive"
me: "well, you could put the same blame on me. I've been running at full speed for more months than I can count, and between moving to mpls, my dad, and now CO I don't know which end is up... we'll hang out soon. I'm just not up for anything tonight"
... 10 min later I call back
me: "Sorry, I was being self-centered as usual. Is there something you were trying to tell me, and I didn't let you?"
him: "Naw.. it can wait."
Today on messenger
me: whatever. you're coming out to visit
him: more than you know
me: pshhh you don't have a family either. come out for thanksgiving! we can get a rotisserie chicken and instant potatos at rainbow
him: instant potatoes are not allowed!
me: how much mroe than i know?
him: oh, that's for me to surprise you with...regularly
me: well if its regular its not a surprise
him: it won't be regular...you know what I mean
me: somebody's got to challenge you
so, whats he saying??!
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well, he's a real potato kind of guy, for one.

Sounds like he is genuinely sorry to see you go...
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beats me....you youngins don't speak american no more.
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He's planning on ruining my plans for OUR future.



I dunno... Men are so weird sometimes. I should know.
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Sounds like he plans on being regular. That's always a good thing.
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He's following you to CO
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Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
Sounds like he plans on being regular. That's always a good thing.
that's where the real potatoes come in
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He's following you to CO
That's where the police come in?
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I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.

edit: now thats not to say i don't like the guy, I really adore him. I'm just clearly having an issue with the concept of one relationship at a time, i've instead opted for none all at once.
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I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.
yup. Well, I hadn't imagined the vomit.
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Originally Posted by artifice View Post
I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.

edit: now thats not to say i don't like the guy, I really adore him. I'm just clearly having an issue with the concept of one relationship at a time, i've instead opted for none all at once.
Yeah, that's what we were saying.

Minus the puke part. Unless you're into that kind of thing...
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i am an evil, cold hearted witch. pcad is right.
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Originally Posted by artifice View Post
I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.

edit: now thats not to say i don't like the guy, I really adore him. I'm just clearly having an issue with the concept of one relationship at a time, i've instead opted for none all at once.
monogamy is over rated.
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Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
yup. Well, I hadn't imagined the vomit.
S'okay, there are guys that are into that.
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Originally Posted by artifice View Post
i am an evil, cold hearted witch. pcad is right.
Incorrect.

BF in training obviously thought he had more time. You forced his hand. There is no one to blame in this. You are under no obligation to accept.

He needs to understand that not accepting is not an insult.
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S'okay, there are guys that are into that.
so I hear......
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Ah crap, am I gonna have to duke it out with someone? I hate fighting over girls.
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Originally Posted by artifice View Post
so, whats he saying??!
I couldn't follow either one of you in that last conversation. I guess I don't speak Generation Y or Z or whatever generation you young 'uns are calling it these days.
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I really have no idea what lanuage that is, but I think he's trying to tell you he's pregnant.
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I couldn't follow either one of you in that last conversation. I guess I don't speak Generation Y or Z or whatever generation you young 'uns are calling it these days.
I couldn't either. I have no idea what was said other than 'words'.
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he wants to start a long distance relationship with you...he's going to visit you in colorado as often as he can...he might be planning on having regular bowel movements, and instant potatoes have the opposite affect so he will never eat instant potatoes again...

i think i nailed it...
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Originally Posted by artifice View Post
yesterday, the bf in training (aka best friend) calls.


... 10 min later I call back


Today on messenger


so, whats he saying??!
Where online can I find a doofus translator? This guys more confusing than my girlfriend.
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I really have no idea what lanuage that is, but I think he's trying to tell you he's pregnant.
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Ah crap, am I gonna have to duke it out with someone? I hate fighting over girls.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but are you asking for a challange?!?

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