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Old 10-08-08, 11:31 AM
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More bumper stickers

Here are what a few interesting bumper stickers I've seen said.

DON'T LAUGH. IT'S PAID FOR.

SUPPORT THE TROOPS; DUMP BUSH.

BE PART OF THE PROBLEM; DON'T VOTE.

Have any of you seen ones like these? Your contributions are welcome.
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Old 10-08-08, 11:45 AM
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Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?
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Not really a sticker, but theres a guy in my city who has a
license plate that reads "10 MPG"

he drives one of these:


Obnoxious.
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Old 10-08-08, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?
What is THAT supposed to mean?
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Old 10-08-08, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
What is THAT supposed to mean?
You're in gridlock, staring at someone else's caboose. Wouldn't you rather be at home curled up behind I good book, I know I would. Then again, I cycle commute, so no issue for me.
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Old 10-08-08, 01:53 PM
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Old 10-08-08, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
You're in gridlock, staring at someone else's caboose. Wouldn't you rather be at home curled up behind I good book, I know I would. Then again, I cycle commute, so no issue for me.
I'm usually in my truck looking DOWN at trunks so I don't see bumper stickers.
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Old 10-08-08, 02:09 PM
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you commute in this?

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Old 10-08-08, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
I'm usually in my truck looking DOWN at trunks so I don't see bumper stickers.
You are too close if you can't see the bumpers...

Well, unless you are real short, in which case you probably couldn't see them driving most cars either.
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Old 10-08-08, 02:36 PM
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My favorite of all time. On a car in St. Petersburg, FL

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My favorite is still:

HONK IF I'M POLISH
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seen on the back of a Ford Explorer: "Hummers are for dicks"

seen most recently, written underneath the pink (Breast Cancer Awareness) ribbon symobl: "Save the ta-ta's"

...take off on the little red white & blue Bush support "W04" oval sticker: Wtf

saw one with just the sillouhette of a "support ribbon"...that read: "Some ******* stole my godamn support ribbon!" (wish I could fint one of those for my car)

and one of my all time fav's...seen on the back of an old beat up p/u truck near Charleston,SC: "Love is grand; Divorce is Twenty-Grand"
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My kid can beat up your honor student.
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Originally Posted by Hobartlemagne View Post
Not really a sticker, but theres a guy in my city who has a
license plate that reads "10 MPG"
A buddy of mine has the vanity plate: "SRSLY", it made me lol.
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Old 10-09-08, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
My kid can beat up your honor student.
As obnoxious as the "My kid is an honor student at..." stickers are, the "My kid can beat up..." stickers are even more so.
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Old 10-09-08, 09:00 AM
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New girl in my apartment complex has one on her CJ that says "Topless Jeep Chick"
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Originally Posted by apricissimus View Post
As obnoxious as the "My kid is an honor student at..." stickers are, the "My kid can beat up..." stickers are even more so.
What, you don't like" "My parrott is smarter than your honor roll student"???

...or: "My dad is a model prisoner at Downstate Correctional Facility"

what the hell's wrong with you?
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Old 10-09-08, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by oakback View Post
A buddy of mine has the vanity plate: "SRSLY", it made me lol.
I have a vanity plate, but being the low-key unassuming guy I am, mine is comprised of a set of 3 completely random numbers followed by 3 completely random letters. I like looking back, while I'm sitting at redlights, staring back through my rear view mirror at the people behind me scratching their heads trying to figure out what it means.

I worked with a guy years ago that had "thee" coolest vanity tag ever; it read, and I'm not making this up: "LOST TAG" ...I often wonder if he still has it, or if he gave it up? I wonder if the DMV would issue me one that read: "STOLENCAR!"?
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On the front bumper of a beverage delivery truck...

IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE, DRINK PEPSI.

On a dairy's delivery truck...

GET HIGH ON MILK. OUR COWS ARE ON GRASS.

And available for sale in a local bicycle shop...

MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A BICYCLE
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Seen these recently:

DO THEY HAVE AN UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE IF CRAWFORD, TEXAS?("W" needs to know)"

"MY CAR PAYMENT: $0"
 
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At work, we bought one that said "I failed anger management class" and put it on our boss's bumper. This may not seem like a big deal, but about a year and a half ago he got into a fight with his stepson and actually had to go to anger management classes several times a week.
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