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Old 10-25-08, 06:07 PM
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You just don't!

Wife calls the office. I'm out eating lunch so she leaves a message. I return and I'm getting out of my car when coworker #1 cross paths with me at the parking lot and yells "Hey Ruben! Do forget the Whipped Cream!". I'm like WTF? but I work with some crazy people so I just kept going. On the elevator, 2 young women laughing, one tells the other "Whipped Cream is on sale at Walgreens...". I get suspicious about this new trend but WTF, I just kept going. Crossing the sea of cubicles 3 more people making coments about whipped cream... strange... Then I get to my station and read a sticky note on my screen... by the spelling I'm guessing one the script kiddie interns took the message:

"Ur W1f3 c@113d, buy w1pp3d cr3@m" and also and and

In any case, wifes of Foo please be carefull with the messages you left for your loved ones at the office. Some messages you just don't left.
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Old 10-25-08, 06:12 PM
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I would think your male coworkers would be jealous.
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Now get on your cheap bike and give me a double century. You walking can of Crisco!!

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Old 10-25-08, 06:16 PM
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ahahaha
if I get a SO, I'd keep this in the back of my mind.
actually, come to think of it, I can just do this to my friends
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Old 10-25-08, 06:23 PM
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i would have had a field day with that too.
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Old 10-25-08, 06:53 PM
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Argh! This stuff keeps getting worst. It seems the whole company was bored today when my wife called. I've been getting anonimous emails, instant messages, text messages... and somebody went as far as leaving a whipped cream bottle on my car's wind shield with a note "in case you forget "...

Something tells me I'm gonna be reffered to as the whipped cream guy till the day I resign.
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Old 10-25-08, 09:19 PM
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hey, at least your co-workers can joke around. better than the opposite, right?
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Old 10-25-08, 09:20 PM
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So ... what did your wife want the whipped cream for anyway?
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Old 10-25-08, 09:24 PM
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yeah...fill us in on the detailz...
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What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.
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Old 10-25-08, 09:54 PM
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So ... what did your wife want the whipped cream for anyway?

I haven't call back home to ask. I'm afraid it might be for some inocent use like to make some dessert. Otherwise I doubt my wife would have left the message (me thinks). But in the mean time, I can day dream about the cream
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Old 10-27-08, 10:26 AM
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Hahahaha...oh man.
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Old 10-27-08, 10:31 AM
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hehe

you made everyone's day!
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I hope when I have a wife someday that happens to me. Whipped cream is so versatile.
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Old 10-27-08, 10:38 AM
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Just be glad she didn't want you to buy dog biscuits too.
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Just be happy that the likes of me don't answer the phone when your wife calls...

"RubenX? He's not here, he just left for an extended lunch with his wife...if you know what I mean. Dayum, she sure was a hottie!"
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Old 10-27-08, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
I haven't call back home to ask. I'm afraid it might be for some inocent use like to make some dessert. Otherwise I doubt my wife would have left the message (me thinks). But in the mean time, I can day dream about the cream
just tell her you bought extra
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Old 10-27-08, 10:57 AM
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Could've been worse. She could've had you pick up a dog collar & feather duster, too.
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you say that like it's a bad thing
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I would have taken the rest of the day off.

Picked up roses on the way home, the whipped cream, some D-cell batteries (just in case), and as soon as I got to the door ... She's be waiting for me to finish her banana pudding. Yeah, making it for her parents who just showed up for an extended visit. "Son of a."
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Old 10-27-08, 01:25 PM
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Ya, this seems like one of those things you would WANT to happen at work.
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Old 10-27-08, 01:27 PM
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