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Old 11-13-08, 08:30 PM
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I can clean faster then you can!

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Old 11-13-08, 08:31 PM
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I don't bother cleaning.
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Old 11-13-08, 08:33 PM
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Cool. What software did you use? Final Cut Pro?


Also, you need to dirty the place first. No fair starting with a clean house and then racing around to burn calories and put things away.
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Old 11-13-08, 08:38 PM
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That was about as dirty as we let our place get.

I used Quicktime Player, its as easy as selecting the first image in the image in the folder under Edit -> Open Image Sequence. The photos were taken with my Canon 40D, Canon 10-22mm lens and a Canon TC-80N3 Timer / Remote.
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Old 11-13-08, 08:44 PM
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Perhaps my speakers are on the fritz, but I couldn't hear the Yakety Sax soundtrack.

Also: Me next? It will take more than 54 seconds.
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Sorry, Joe but I think Shadiyah was a tad faster than you.
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Old 11-13-08, 08:50 PM
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Perhaps my speakers are on the fritz, but I couldn't hear the Yakety Sax soundtrack.

Also: Me next? It will take more than 54 seconds.

Dood.... when you play that clip with the Benny Hill theme it lines right up.



You guys left the backscratcher/discipline paddle on the beanbag chair, btw. Disqualified.
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I was gonna clean my room till I got....
Your place looks nice btw.
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My cleaning lady could take you.
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Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
Dood.... when you play that clip with the Benny Hill theme it lines right up.



You guys left the discipline paddle on the beanbag chair, btw. Disqualified.
Correct.

<-- Off to punish the wife.
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My cleaning lady could take you.
could not.
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Oh, I see how this works. *ahem*

I bet you can't clean my house as fast as I can!
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Originally Posted by Joe Gardner View Post
could not.
Ya huh.
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Old 11-13-08, 09:58 PM
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Gah!
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Gah!
Wrong thread, yo.
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You guys hire out?
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I couldn't make out the time on the clock well enough to form a valid opinion.
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You guys hire out?
How much?
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
Sorry, Joe but I think Shadiyah was a tad faster than you.
Thank you! It's good to know someone appreciates me around here.
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Old 11-14-08, 08:55 PM
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I couldn't make out the time on the clock well enough to form a valid opinion.
Meh, the clock is broken. Its just there for looks.

Here is a 2nd video I made tonight, 45 minutes of sunset, 1 picture every 10 seconds. Youtube quality sucks, it looks much better in HD on my iMac.

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thats nothing my daughter can mess it up faster than you can clean
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I like it, Joe. It seems like I should recognize that area, but I can't put my finger on it. Have you been into Northeast Utah at all? The sunsets around there are some of the most incredible...
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I think I can clean a bit quicker. See, when you get asbestos all over the place, you just spray everything down with encapsulating paint. That way you don't have to clean the surfaces, you just make new ones. With a paint sprayer, I'd go so far as to say that I could outrun the pace of that video.
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The video is very cool, but there's still no Yakety Sax soundtrack!
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