Go Back  Bike Forums > The Lounge > Foo
Reload this Page >

Man I love toilet paper!

Notices
Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

Man I love toilet paper!

Old 01-30-09, 11:07 PM
  #1  
pgoat
Batw Griekgriek
Thread Starter
 
pgoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: NYC - for the moment...
Posts: 2,911

Bikes: 1985 Trek 500, 1986 Trek 500 Tri Series, 2005 Cannondale R1000

Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 24 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Man I love toilet paper!

I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?
__________________
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.
pgoat is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:08 PM
  #2  
PATH
Opus
 
PATH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North of City
Posts: 223

Bikes: Bianchi Cross Concept, Bianchi Axis, Specialized Crosstrail, Specialized Roubaix, Miyata Sportsrunner, Trek T1 Track Bike, Specialized CrossTrail Expert, Specialized Tricross Comp Triple

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Thanks for sharing!
__________________
Go raibh an chir ghaoithe i gcna liom!

2007 Specialized Tricross Comp Triple, 2007 Trek T1, 2006 Specialized Roubaix
2006 Bianchi Cross Concept, 1989 Miyata Sportrunner, 2006 Bianchi Axis, 2008 Specialized Crosstrail Expert







Lullaby Of Foo

Now I lay me down to sleep
Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
Keep my tootsies toasty warm
keep my carbon from any harm

Good Night Road Bike
Good Night Moutain Bike
Good night all you Foosters
And good night Moon
PATH is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:10 PM
  #3  
Allen
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,697
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 5 Times in 5 Posts
My bathroom. Looking at the countless scraps scattered by my dog, and he looking smug with what's left of the roll in his mouth.
Allen is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:10 PM
  #4  
pgoat
Batw Griekgriek
Thread Starter
 
pgoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: NYC - for the moment...
Posts: 2,911

Bikes: 1985 Trek 500, 1986 Trek 500 Tri Series, 2005 Cannondale R1000

Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 24 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I like the stuff that's not so soft you wanna do a Mr. Whipple, but not so rough you're doing rhinoplasty on your hiney.
__________________
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.
pgoat is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:11 PM
  #5  
x136 
phony collective progress
 
x136's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: San Hoosey
Posts: 2,973

Bikes: https://velospace.org/user/36663

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?
Washing your pants a lot more, one would hope.
__________________
x136 is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:12 PM
  #6  
Allen
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,697
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 5 Times in 5 Posts
Originally Posted by x136 View Post
Washing your pants a lot more, one would hope.
Hands too.
Allen is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:14 PM
  #7  
x136 
phony collective progress
 
x136's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: San Hoosey
Posts: 2,973

Bikes: https://velospace.org/user/36663

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
Hands too.
One of 'em, at least.
__________________
x136 is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:15 PM
  #8  
Velo Vol 
VFL For Life
 
Velo Vol's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 36,501

Bikes: Velo Volmobile

Mentioned: 633 Post(s)
Tagged: 2 Thread(s)
Quoted: 13380 Post(s)
Liked 382 Times in 268 Posts
I definitely miss it when I have to go and there's none around.
__________________
Velo Vol is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:16 PM
  #9  
pgoat
Batw Griekgriek
Thread Starter
 
pgoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: NYC - for the moment...
Posts: 2,911

Bikes: 1985 Trek 500, 1986 Trek 500 Tri Series, 2005 Cannondale R1000

Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 24 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by x136 View Post
One of 'em, at least.
I'm a righty.
__________________
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.
pgoat is offline  
Old 01-30-09, 11:19 PM
  #10  
vtjim
Belt drive!
 
vtjim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Burlington, Vermont
Posts: 2,614

Bikes: 2011 Trek Soho DLX

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
TMI!

must.
not.
laugh.
vtjim is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 01:33 AM
  #11  
recumelectric
It's easy being green.
 
recumelectric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: in the desert
Posts: 932

Bikes: Trek Beach Cruiser, Sun X-2 AX (bent)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?
You'd be somewhere out in the boonies, reciting, "Wipe with the left. Eat with the right."
recumelectric is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 01:39 AM
  #12  
KingTermite 
On my TARDIScycle!
 
KingTermite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
Posts: 3,925

Bikes: Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by PATH View Post
Thanks for sharing!
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
__________________
Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
KingTermite is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 12:12 PM
  #13  
SwimBike
Senior Member
 
SwimBike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Pretty much Canada, NY
Posts: 498
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
No matter how poor I am I will never skimp on TP!

Cheap TP is the worst, might as well use sandpaper...
SwimBike is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 02:09 PM
  #14  
ModoVincere
Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour
 
ModoVincere's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,675
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Pardon me, but can you spare a square?
__________________
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
ModoVincere is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 04:42 PM
  #15  
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Posts: 6,166

Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa

Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 32 Post(s)
Liked 6 Times in 6 Posts
My wife regulary buys some butt greasing toilet paper with aloe added. do no want.
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 04:44 PM
  #16  
ModoVincere
Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour
 
ModoVincere's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,675
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
My wife regulary buys some butt greasing toilet paper with aloe added. do no want.
she trying to tell you something?
__________________
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
ModoVincere is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 04:59 PM
  #17  
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Posts: 6,166

Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa

Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 32 Post(s)
Liked 6 Times in 6 Posts
Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
she trying to tell you something?
my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 05:02 PM
  #18  
pgoat
Batw Griekgriek
Thread Starter
 
pgoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: NYC - for the moment...
Posts: 2,911

Bikes: 1985 Trek 500, 1986 Trek 500 Tri Series, 2005 Cannondale R1000

Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 24 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.
I was gonna 'fix' this, but then I'd have to ban myself.
__________________
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.
pgoat is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 05:04 PM
  #19  
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Posts: 6,166

Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa

Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 32 Post(s)
Liked 6 Times in 6 Posts
Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
I was gonna 'hit' this, but then I'd have to out myself.
not that there is anything wrong with that'd it for you.
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 05:56 PM
  #20  
Allen
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,697
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 5 Times in 5 Posts
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.
Hey Jon, I dare you to use this as your sig. ^^^^^
Allen is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 06:07 PM
  #21  
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Posts: 6,166

Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa

Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 32 Post(s)
Liked 6 Times in 6 Posts
I have posted worse and been sigged before I think. Wordbiker had something about anal lube I posted if I recall correctly.
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 07:06 PM
  #22  
ManBearPig
1/2 man,1/2 bear,1/2 pig
 
ManBearPig's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: .
Posts: 1,122

Bikes: .

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??
__________________
...
ManBearPig is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 07:12 PM
  #23  
mlts22 
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 998
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Hmm... without TP...

More automatic bidet systems that work like a car wash: Spray soap, rinse, then a clearcoat, finally an air drying cycle.
mlts22 is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 07:13 PM
  #24  
ModoVincere
Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour
 
ModoVincere's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,675
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by ManBearPig View Post
Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??
I just say something like "Tonights mexican night". They usually blush and I get to laugh when out the door.
__________________
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
ModoVincere is offline  
Old 01-31-09, 07:38 PM
  #25  
pgoat
Batw Griekgriek
Thread Starter
 
pgoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: NYC - for the moment...
Posts: 2,911

Bikes: 1985 Trek 500, 1986 Trek 500 Tri Series, 2005 Cannondale R1000

Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 24 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by ManBearPig View Post
Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??
I use reverse psychology. Once I stopped at the store with a friend and he laughed at me when I picked up my customary 12 pack (cheaper bought in bulk, and I don't like running out!), calling me "Sir-sh1t-a-lot"

I just marched back to the aisle and picked up a second 12 pack.
__________________
Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.
pgoat is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.