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Old 02-04-09, 11:00 PM
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Recommend me a bad habit

At the rate I'm going, I'll probably live to about 120 years old, and I just don't think I'll be able to save enough money. I'd like to kick the bucket around 85 - 90, so I need to find a way to shave thirty years off my life.
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Find yourself a reeeealllly young wife who likes money. Then tell her what food allergies you have.
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Cigarettes and turbochargers.
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hookers are always the answer.
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hookers are always the answer.
The ways to die from hookers are either too fast, or too slow and painful.
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The ways to die from hookers are either too fast, or too slow and painful.
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Scotch, steaks and cigars.

It takes a while to eat, smoke and booze yourself to death (unless you're driving, which isn't fair to the rest of us), but they're all pretty enjoyable while you're at it.
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
hookers are always the answer.

As my mom used to say, if hookers are not the answer, son, then you are asking the wrong question.
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Originally Posted by SpongeDad View Post
Scotch, steaks and cigars.

It takes a while to eat, smoke and booze yourself to death (unless you're driving, which isn't fair to the rest of us), but they're all pretty enjoyable while you're at it.
If you find it not moving along fast enough, that's where the turbochargers come in.
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Originally Posted by jgedwa View Post
As my mom used to say, if hookers are not the answer, son, then you are asking the wrong question.
Just curious, what did your mom get you for your 18th birthday?
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Just curious, what did your mom get you for your 18th birthday?
A car with no backseat, ironically.
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Unprotected Sex! <--- this would make a great band name
Unprotected Sex Pistols, if your name happens to be, or you're willing to go by, Johnny Herpes.
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Or Sid Viscous.
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At the rate I'm going, I'll probably live to about 120 years old, and I just don't think I'll be able to save enough money. I'd like to kick the bucket around 85 - 90, so I need to find a way to shave thirty years off my life.
Ideas?
Reefer and LSD or if you are looking for a fast track, cocaine. I know these aren't very creative ideas but they are bad and fun.
 
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Or Std Viscous.
Fixed.
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Cholera-sausage duels:

from Wikipedia's entry on "duel":

"It is said (though not confirmed) that Otto von Bismarck challenged Rudolf Virchow to a duel. Virchow, as the challenged party had the choice of weapons; he chose two sausages, one of which had been inoculated with cholera. Bismarck is said to have called off the duel at once."

Also interesting (but less fatal) is cow dung dueling, from the same article:

"After being challenged to a duel, Abraham Lincoln was said to have picked cow dung at ten paces, which prompted his challenger to cancel it."

(this may all be made up, though--it is Wikipedia)
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Is there something wrong with a casual spontaneous suicide plan at that age.
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I was gonna say kitten juggling, or puppy grinding until I saw MarkHR's post. That is a BAAADDDD habit.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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gnawing on your toe nails. not washing your hands before eating
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gnawing on your toe nails. not washing your hands before eating
what if you eat with your feet and gnaw your nails at the same time, do you still have to wash your hands?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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eat plenty of high sodium, high cholesterol and high hydrogenated cooking oil content foods. aka plenty of fast food intake, daily, at least 2/3 or 3/3 meals should be fast food.
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what if you eat with your feet and gnaw your nails at the same time, do you still have to wash your hands?
duh, it's just common sense
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