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Old 02-07-09, 10:20 AM
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I was riding in the back seat of our rental car the other day with my boss and a colleague. Both of whom are good friends of mine. We have the windows down when my boss attempts to spit out the window. Can you guess where it ended up? That's right, right in my face and mouth. I was not too pleased to say the least. Anyway, I made him buy me beers all night. Yuck.
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Old 02-07-09, 10:25 AM
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Was it good for you? 'cause you just had sex with every women (man?) your boss ever had sex with! and their partners too! Ewwwwww! Better get checked out by an MD, just in case.
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I had a similar experience playing designated driver once. Headed down the freeway, drunk friend in the front seat (his car, thankfully) tells drunk, belligerent friend in the backseat to roll up his window. Drunk, belligerent friend in the backseat, pissed that he's being told what to do without reason, refuses. Drunk friend in the front seat proceeds to puke out his window. Drunk, belligerent friend in the backseat is nonplussed.
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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
I was riding in the back seat of our rental car the other day with my boss and a colleague. Both of whom are good friends of mine. We have the windows down when my boss attempts to spit out the window. Can you guess where it ended up? That's right, right in my face and mouth. I was not too pleased to say the least. Anyway, I made him buy me beers all night. Yuck.
yuck is right, but you have good ammo for the remainder of that relationship

You might try interesting him it a RC Copter....
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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
I was riding in the back seat of our rental car the other day with my boss and a colleague. Both of whom are good friends of mine. We have the windows down when my boss attempts to spit out the window. Can you guess where it ended up? That's right, right in my face and mouth. I was not too pleased to say the least. Anyway, I made him buy me beers all night. Yuck.
Well, ya'lls next intimate encounter shouldn't be so gross. Now that your body has digested some of his germs.
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Old 02-09-09, 11:29 AM
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mmm... blowback... that's the disadvantage of sitting in a relatively safe spot on the car
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Old 02-09-09, 01:47 PM
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mmm... blowback... that's the disadvantage of sitting in a relatively safe spot on the car
I missed the call for shotgun by half a second. That being said the guy who was riding in front most likely would have lost his job that day had he been riding in the back.
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Could be worse... I've seen a drunk in a car attempt a record at projectile vomiting... too bad the poor guy didn't open the car's window before launching his tequila-based ICBM.
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Could be worse... I've seen a drunk in a car attempt a record at projectile vomiting... too bad the poor guy didn't open the car's window before launching his tequila-based ICBM.
my friend was riding shotgun when he puked, this was on a highway and we were going about 100km/h, well, lots of it went down along the door on the outside, but quite a bit of it flew right into the backseat where a couple of my other friends were sitting.

needless to say the vomit smelt like macaroni all the way to my friend's house where we washed off the car.
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needless to say the vomit smelt like macaroni
not needless at all.
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