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Old 02-09-09, 12:18 PM
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Wrong on so many levels....

I hear this phrase a lot with stories people talk about. It's usually true.

What are some stories or things you can think of (real stories) that were wrong on multiple levels.


First one that comes to mind for me was a friend I worked with in high school. He said we could go to his house to drink beer, his mom wouldn't mind. Then when we went over, not only did his mom not mind, but she bought more beer for us.

Then she sat down to drink with us and while we are all drinking my friend and his mom pull out their "stash" and start rolling joints together.

Many levels of wrongness.


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freshman year at Auburn University. 17 yrs old. Spent most of it highly intoxicated with alcohol and other things. That entire year was wrong, just wrong.
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I was in high school, and knew a girl who I was somewhat interested in, not really involved with yet... I was a senior, and she was a couple of years younger than I was, so it seemed a little taboo...

Her name was Lisa. One day I stopped by her house, and out of the blue her mom said, "Lisa is really self-conscious about her breasts, she thinks they're too big and that she should have breast reduction."

Then I went upstairs, and smoked a joint with her step father, and he introduced me to the music of Isao Tomita. Specifically, "Ballet of the Chicks in Their Shells" from Pictures at an Exhibition... on headphones. It sounded like they were dancing through my head...

I never did get together with Lisa, but what an interesting family she had.
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It all started going wrong shortly after conception for me.
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Old 02-09-09, 01:20 PM
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It all started going wrong shortly after hatching of me.
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The day after my mother died and all my dad cared about was smoking pot with my sister's friends (both girls, one was 15, one was 16) after having a very long discussion with them about ************ techniques.

100% true.
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The day after my mother died and all my dad cared about was smoking pot with my sister's friends (both girls, one was 15, one was 16) after having a very long discussion with them about ************ techniques.

100% true.
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Of course there is waaaaaay more to the story, but I have already shared too much.
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As a Fifteen year old the first time I got to 3rd base was with a 20 year old. She freaked me out because she told her dad she wanted to marry me and he agreed. Good grief.

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Cheating on your mistress by going to fifth base with your sister-in-law. While watching Aly McBeal and eating a fish plank platter from Long John Silvers.
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As a Fifteen year old the first time I got to 3rd base was with a 20 year old. She freaked me out because she told her dad she wanted to marry me and he agreed. Good grief.

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This woman at work got a DUI and smashed her week old Corvette. She is currently going to her classes and whatever they make you do so she can get her license off of restriction and pay her dues. She was telling us about her having a drink "last night"....we got on her about it. So she called her 18 year old daughter to tell her that we were stressing her out. Her daughter got on her about it too. So what does she do? She comes back to US, telling us her daughter has the NERVE to tell her not to drink while the daughter drinks the hard stuff herself....

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saved my virginity till 22 and lost it to a 44 year old women. six months later still mind blowing sex. its probably wrong cause of age and she has a son
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saved my virginity till 22 and lost it to a 44 year old women. six months later still mind blowing sex. its probably wrong cause of age and she has a son
That is only wrong on one level: that you think it is wrong on any level.
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Story #1 (Drugs + Teenager and Mom Fail)

I had a girlfriend once that I thought was a drugs-free girl. Later I found out the was smoking pot and sniffing cocaine. She was 16 and I was concerned. I went to her house thinking about talking with her mom. When I got there, the mom was is the backyard... rolling...

Story #2 (Pedophilic Woman Fail and possibly Stupid Wussy Teenager Fail)

I was 15 on this one. My neighbor, a 23yo married woman, took me to the beach and we got to 2nd base. Then she said she was going to leave her husband and escape to new york. She asked me to go with her. She said I would not have to work and she would pay all the bills. I could continue my studies (high school at the time) and my only obligation with her would be to perform as her sex toy. I accepted but later I declined and didn't showed up at the airport. She left alone.

Story #3 (Mom Fail, Hormoned-Filled Teenagers Fail)

I think I was 16 or 17 when my Mom told me that it was OK if I wanted my girlfriend (14 or 15yo at the time) to come and live with us. Mom said she could live with me in my room and that it was all OK. What the heck was she thinking?

Story #4 (Just a curiosity)

All my friends who where doing drugs in high school, are now policemen.
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The day after my mother died and all my dad cared about was smoking pot with my sister's friends (both girls, one was 15, one was 16) after having a very long discussion with them about ************ techniques.

100% true.
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I was still living at home. Two girls knocked on my window and asked me to come out. When I got outside the tall, thin, blond girl said she would "get me ready" but the pretty, well-built girl was going to take over after that. I was stunned at the very thought. But there we were in the dark on my driveway going at it.


Oh ... wait... this was suppose to be something bad that happened. Oh well. Someone might think it's bad.
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where the hell were all these girls when I was 16?
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