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Old 03-24-09, 08:52 AM
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I had a girlfriend...

... for about 6 hours this weekend.
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Old 03-24-09, 08:54 AM
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6 hours > 0.
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Old 03-24-09, 08:56 AM
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How much did that cost you?
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How much did that cost you?
Exactly my thoughts....
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Old 03-24-09, 08:57 AM
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How much did that cost you?
My dignity.
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Old 03-24-09, 08:59 AM
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cool. Now you can start a thread about how you had and lost that.
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Old 03-24-09, 09:01 AM
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My dignity.
A mere trifle...
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Old 03-24-09, 09:01 AM
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Wait, you still had dignity at your age? ahahahahahahahahahaha loser!
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-24-09, 09:20 AM
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Big question is - will she go to her dad and get you canned?
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Old 03-24-09, 09:20 AM
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Big question is - will she go to her dad and get you canned?
It is her brother who is his boss.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-24-09, 09:22 AM
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Six hours would cost you $1800 at my rates...not including tip.
Meh, you get what you pay for.


Hey, speaking of girlfriends, have you met A.Troll?
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Wow, 1800 and you only handle the shaft? I do not even want a quote for the whole enchilada.
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It is her brother who is his boss.
I knew it was some scenario I wouldn't want to get caught in.
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
It is her brother who is his boss.
I was in Louisiana. She was not. And no, I haven't touched my bosses sister.
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
Six hours would cost you $1800 at my rates...not including tip.
Meh, you get what you pay for.


Hey, speaking of girlfriends, have you met A.Troll?
I have.
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Old 03-24-09, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
I was in Louisiana. She was not. And no, I haven't touched my bosses sister.
Neither have I.
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Old 03-24-09, 09:38 AM
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, on Saturday I was out with a friend and one of his wife's friends was SMOKIN' hot, and I dropped the ball and didn't get a phone number... *sigh*
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Wow, 1800 and you only handle the shaft? I do not even want a quote for the whole enchilada.
who else is gonna show you something you never seen before?
Of course, my repeat business does tend to suffer once they've seen it and get it sown back on.
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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
I was in Louisiana. She was not. And no, I haven't touched my bosses sister.
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Neither have I.
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I have.
Holy Frame Up, Batman 'd that for y'all.
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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
... for about 6 hours this weekend.
Did she retrieve the duck after you shot?
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Did she retrieve the duck after you shot?
Wiping snot off my monitor, ya b@stard!
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... for about $6/hour this weekend.
Fixed
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Originally Posted by mickey85 View Post
Well, if it makes you feel any better, on Saturday I was out with a friend and one of his wife's friends was SMOKIN' hot, and I dropped the ball and didn't get a phone number... *sigh*
epic fail. don't be the PG-13 guy man, don't be him.
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