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Old 03-24-09, 09:40 AM
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I have many girlfriends

but only mentally. In fact, right now, I am having Pgoat in little A line dress in a city park.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Imaginary... Figures..

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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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In fact, right now, I am having Pgoat in little A line dress in a city park.
with Sriracha sauce
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
but only mentally. In fact, right now, I am having Pgoat in little A line dress in a city park.
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with Sriracha sauce
You two are sick, sick, sick I tell you!!!


Make it Cholula or a nice habenero sauce and we're good!
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Just switched to KT. He is wearing a sarong and pushing me around on a hotdog cart.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-24-09, 10:05 AM
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Just switched to KT. He is wearing a sarong and pushing me around on a hotdog cart.
whew, that's a load off my back.




literally
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Just switched to KT. He is wearing a sarong and pushing me around on a hotdog cart.
You do say the sweetest things, loverboy.

Do you like my sombrero? I painted hearts on it for you.
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You do say the sweetest things, loverboy.

Do you like my sombrero? I painted hearts on it for you.
Did you use srichacha sauce for that?
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Old 03-24-09, 10:19 AM
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Do they know?
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Did you use srichacha sauce for that?
Bite you tongue.......

Or I'll fill it with a hot dog.
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"...like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..."
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Did you feel anything just now?
no..
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Then apparently at least some of them do not know. BTW, you were magnificent.
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Did you feel anything just now?
Someone grab your ass?

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Then apparently at least some of them do not know. BTW, you were magnificent.
Nothing but the best for my best customer.
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I thought I was your one true love...

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Hi daddy!

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I thought I was your one true love...

you are. no really. well, at least you are one of my true loves.
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I just threw up in my mouth.


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Hi daddy!

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I just threw up in my mouth.
Is it true what they say? Does it taste better the 2nd time around?
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I just threw up in my mouth.
Then this will give you a good colon cleanse!
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=280483
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chip, I told you once a queen, always a queen, but once a night is enough. I will see you tomorrow dear.
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you are. no really. well, at least you are one of my true loves.
Sorry love...

I must be a little old fashioned... I am one man man.

It will only hurt for a little while.

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