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Old 03-24-09, 12:18 PM
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The 5 Guys Slip n Slide

I went for a short ride earlier and stopped in the 5 guys that is across the street for some "protein". The floors are ceramic tile. This does not mesh well with plastic Look cleats. So I shimmy over to the counter, it's seriously like walking on ice, and place my order. The guy hands me my cup and as I head over to the drink fountain I lost it. I quickly said "I'm going down" and hit the floor. Nothing hurt but what little pride I have left. This however caused somewhat of a scene and people from behind the counter were coming to my aid. They had the look of "please don't sue" and quickly explained what happened. For some reason I was the only one laughing. If I see someone fall I laugh. I found that odd.
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one word: cleat covers you moran.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-24-09, 12:20 PM
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one word: cleat covers you moran.
Hindsight is always 20/20.

And I think it's moron, not moran, you moran.

Edit: And that's like 4 words.
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Old 03-24-09, 12:21 PM
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you could be right, but at least I did not fall down today.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-24-09, 12:22 PM
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you could be right, but at least I did not fall down today.
Yet. Watch your back.
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Old 03-24-09, 12:25 PM
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get a better sense of balance, moran
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I have not stood up today either.
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Old 03-24-09, 12:32 PM
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Moran. Totally.



Don't do a google search for only "Moran"... It's NSFW. "Get a brain moran" is much more appropriate.

[btw, Chrissy Moran is hawt...]
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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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Old 03-24-09, 12:42 PM
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BTW, this thread is much less homosexual than I expected it to be.
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BTW, this thread is much less homosexual than I hoped it would be.
Fixed, you silly goose.
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
BTW, this thread is much less homosexual than I expected it to be.
well, there was mention of "protein"
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I quickly said "I'm going down" and hit the floor.
If you had the time and foresight to say this, you could have saved yourself. Admit it, you were just looking for pity, attention, or possibly pity sex.
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If you had the time and foresight to say this, you could have saved yourself. Admit it, you were just looking for pity, attention, or possibly pity sex.
So what's your point?
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Hindsight is always 20/20.
I wish my eyesight improved that much when looking at hind-ends. Alas, I still need glasses for such activities.
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So what's your point?
Who said I had one?
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well, there was mention of "protein"
"Protein" from five guys, too.
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I wish my eyesight improved that much when looking at hind-ends. Alas, I still need glasses for such activities.
This it what hands are for.
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I nominate this thread for "Most non-heterosexual thread of the day".

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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
This it what hands are for.
Little known fact: The inventor of braille was inspired by the non-sighted's penchant for groping.
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Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
I went for a short ride earlier in the 5 guys across the street for some "protein". So I shimmy over. The guy hands my cup. I quickly said "I'm going down" and hit the floor. Nothing hurt but what little pride I have left. This however caused somewhat of a scene from behind.
maybe it was not as hetero as I thought.
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