I'm gonna get in trouble soon...
05-01-09, 05:03 PM
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I'm gonna get in trouble soon...
I think I'm gonna end up buying a new bike soon... wifey is not gonna like it. Nothing too fancy, just an entry level MTB (Specialized Hardrock) at around $550. but still, she's not gonna like it. I better get good at sprinting cuz I'm gonna have to sprint the hell away from wifey as soon as she spots my new bike.
05-01-09, 05:43 PM
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Tell her a mtn bike is less likely to get stolen at school than a road bike.
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05-01-09, 06:03 PM
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Get it dirty immediately and convince her it's a cheap used bike.
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Ski, bike and wish I was gay.
05-01-09, 06:10 PM
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Buy her something shiny as a distraction.
BTW, what does a FLatlander need with a mtn bike anyway? You lookin' to play tag with a couple o gators out in the swamps or something?
BTW, what does a FLatlander need with a mtn bike anyway? You lookin' to play tag with a couple o gators out in the swamps or something?
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05-01-09, 06:18 PM
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it's almost mother's day, you should distract her with that.
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Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
https://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm
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Originally Posted by Pheard
Tell her you're going to add pegs on the back and take her out for nice dinner dates on it.
Originally Posted by lauren
Tell her you're trying to create as much debt as she has so you are equal partners in the mess. 
Originally Posted by Wordbiker
Get it dirty immediately and convince her it's a cheap used bike.
Originally Posted by no1mad
Buy her something shiny as a distraction.
Still looking for suggestions...
05-01-09, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AEO
it's almost mother's day, you should distract her with that.
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If you got good grades, then just reward yourself.
That, or you take Chipcom's advice about letting a couple of strippers using you as their practice pole for their new routine.
That, or you take Chipcom's advice about letting a couple of strippers using you as their practice pole for their new routine.
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