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Old 05-01-09, 05:03 PM
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I'm gonna get in trouble soon...

I think I'm gonna end up buying a new bike soon... wifey is not gonna like it. Nothing too fancy, just an entry level MTB (Specialized Hardrock) at around $550. but still, she's not gonna like it. I better get good at sprinting cuz I'm gonna have to sprint the hell away from wifey as soon as she spots my new bike.
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Old 05-01-09, 05:43 PM
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Tell her a mtn bike is less likely to get stolen at school than a road bike.
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Old 05-01-09, 06:01 PM
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Tell her you're going to add pegs on the back and take her out for nice dinner dates on it.
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Get it dirty immediately and convince her it's a cheap used bike.
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Old 05-01-09, 06:10 PM
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Buy her something shiny as a distraction.

BTW, what does a FLatlander need with a mtn bike anyway? You lookin' to play tag with a couple o gators out in the swamps or something?
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it's almost mother's day, you should distract her with that.
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Old 05-01-09, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
Tell her you're going to add pegs on the back and take her out for nice dinner dates on it.
But that would defeat the purpose of the bike (get away from wifey)... and she might actually like it.

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Tell her you're trying to create as much debt as she has so you are equal partners in the mess.
LOL, the sad part is I can actually do that... heck if I do that I could get away with a 5k bike...

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Get it dirty immediately and convince her it's a cheap used bike.
That sounds like a plan...

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Buy her something shiny as a distraction.
Tried that b4, didn't work for long...

Still looking for suggestions...
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it's almost mother's day, you should distract her with that.
OH DARN! That's gonna make it even more difficult!
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If you got good grades, then just reward yourself.

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