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Old 05-08-09, 04:42 PM
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I can't find my pants folks!

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Some say I'm stupid, some say I'm an idiot and some say I'm stupid. Anyway, I just woke up from a glorious nap and I can't find my pants. Anyone here see them anywhere?

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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
All,
Some say I'm stupid, some say I'm an idiot and some say I'm stupid. Anyway, I just woke up from a glorious nap and I can't find my pants. Anyone here see them anywhere?

Couch
Did you check in the couch?

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Old 05-08-09, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Did you check in the couch?

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That's were I checked first. Not there.

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check with MV, I think he was looking for something to use as underwear.
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Old 05-08-09, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
That's were I checked first. Not there.

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Did you check under the couch?

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Old 05-08-09, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Did you check under the couch?

Alpine

After jumping over the couch, I checked under the couch. Look's like I'm going to be pantless tonight folks! Kind of feels good actually. Just Say'in.

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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
After jumping over the couch, I checked under the couch. Look's like I'm going to be pantless tonight folks! Kind of feels good actually. Just Say'in.

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Did you check the other couches?

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if it's a fold out couch, he could have lost them inside the couch.
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Just do like Bugs Bunny. He walks around without any pants.
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he needs to be pretty furry to pull that off without getting arrested.
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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
Look's like I'm going to be pantless tonight folks! Kind of feels good actually. Just Say'in.
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do your boys hang low?
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Did you check the other couches?

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I only have one couch my friend. I accidently set my spare couches on fire the other day.

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Nope. My grapes are actually pretty small. They hang sideways if you will.

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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
I only have one couch my friend.
Does it have a Homer "ass dent"?
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Old 05-08-09, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by skijor View Post
Does it have a Homer "ass dent"?


No ass dent on the couch. However, this is my buddy Nanook riding my couch over the other day.

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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
No ass dent on the couch. However, this is my buddy Nanook riding my couch over the other day.
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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
I only have one couch my friend. I accidently set my spare couches on fire the other day.

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Did you make sure your pants weren't in the couches before you set them on fire?
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There was this one time where I lost my pants and woke up in my closet with only a sock on, and my girlfriend and her roomate in my bed.
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There was this one time where I lost my pants and woke up in my closet with only a sock on, and my girlfriend and her roomate in my bed.
You are my Hero dude!

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There was this one time where I lost my pants and woke up in my closet with only a sock on, and my girlfriend and her roomate in my bed.
Those days are fun. I once woke up to find my gf and her friend in bed with me...
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Did you make sure your pants weren't in the couches before you set them on fire?

The gig is up man. I've decided to put on another pair of pants. Maybe there is a bermuda pants triangle in my flat.

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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
You are my Hero dude!

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Thank God I'm not as drunk as you are...
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Originally Posted by alicestrong View Post
Thank God I'm not as drunk as you are...
Seeing you as drunk as pantless couch would be AWESOME!!
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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
The gig is up man. I've decided to put on another pair of pants. Maybe there is a bermuda pants triangle in my flat.

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I'll be in Ohio for about 2 hours on Sunday. If you find some extras, send them to the airport.
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