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Old 05-09-09, 05:05 AM
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Anyone lose a pair of pants?

I think I may have had a little too much to drink last night. I woke up with a headache and my 30-pack of miller high life was significantly lighter than before. I'm used to that. Here's the weird part...

Someone stole my couch and left a pair of pants.
 
Old 05-09-09, 06:29 AM
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That's a strange first post. You're not a sock, are you? Couch, is that you?

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Old 05-09-09, 06:40 AM
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Nope... I know couch in real life. I'm just messing with him.
 
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Quality first post, as the very first person that came to mind was couch. Welcome to Foo.
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Old 05-09-09, 09:42 AM
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Old 05-09-09, 09:45 AM
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Nice to see you have joined Hillary. Now give me back my freaking pants!

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Old 05-09-09, 09:53 AM
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I think those were MY pants you found. They were the cropped khaki ones, right? I think I came home with a different pair on. *goes to check* Yep. *sniff* This pair definitely has an odor to them. Yuk. Oh and what's this stain here??? OH EWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww!! *tosses pants out the front door*
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Old 05-09-09, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
I think those were MY pants you found. They were the cropped khaki ones, right? I think I came home with a different pair on. *goes to check* Yep. *sniff* This pair definitely has an odor to them. Yuk. Oh and what's this stain here??? OH EWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww!! *tosses pants out the front door*
How did you end up in someone else's pants?
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Old 05-09-09, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
How did you end up in someone else's pants?
How does anyone wind up in anyone else's pants?



money.
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Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
How does anyone wind up in anyone else's pants?



money.
I've been broke my entire life, Hickey. Sometimes you just don't need money...
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Old 05-09-09, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
I've been broke my entire life, Hickey. Sometimes you just don't need money...
But you made it appear to the ladies that you do have monies.
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Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
But you made it appear to the ladies that you do have monies.
Nope, I'm just a really nice guy. I'm confident about who I am, I'm honest, and I don't hold anything back. I treat women as friends rather than some mythical creature. I don't pursue if they aren't interested and if they are, I make them laugh and I do my best so they enjoy being with me.

Money is for getting women I don't want to have anything to do with.
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Old 05-09-09, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by lauren View Post
FTFY Some women like things other than money.
I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors...
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Old 05-10-09, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
How did you end up in someone else's pants?
At my house, it's not a party until you end up in someone else's pants.

Wait... that came out wrong.

I meant, it's not a party until you are wearing someone else's pants.
 
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Originally Posted by Hillary 2016 View Post
At my house, it's not a party until you end up in someone else's pants.

Wait... that came out wrong.

I meant, it's not a party until you are wearing someone else's pants.
Either way, can I be invited to the next party?
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Old 05-10-09, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Nope, I'm just a really nice guy. I'm confident about who I am, I'm honest, and I don't hold anything back. I treat women as friends rather than some mythical creature. I don't pursue if they aren't interested and if they are, I make them laugh and I do my best so they enjoy being with me.

Money is for getting women I don't want to have anything to do with.


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FTFY Some women like things other than money.
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I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors...
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Originally Posted by Hillary 2016 View Post
Nope... I know couch in real life. I'm just messing with him.
Ray from Maple - is that you???
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Ray from Maple - is that you???
Not a chance. Couch and I are veterans of the WTAM wars. Couch gave me a call when Ray showed up. Ray has tried to get our personal info from the admins in the past. I still get emails from him. This guy is a freak. He went nuts because I did not hate Obama. (I'm not here to talk politics, so don't try.)
 
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Nope, I'm just a really nice guy. I'm confident about who I am, I'm honest, and I don't hold anything back. I treat women as friends rather than some mythical creature. I don't pursue if they aren't interested and if they are, I make them laugh and I do my best so they enjoy being with me.

Money is for getting women I don't want to have anything to do with.

Because you spent all your money on Viagra. See?? It all comes down to how much money you have.
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Originally Posted by Hillary 2016 View Post
I think I may have had a little too much to drink last night. I woke up with a headache and my 30-pack of miller high life was significantly lighter than before. I'm used to that. Here's the weird part...

Someone stole my couch and left a pair of pants.
you sure you just didn't happen to wake in a friends/family/strangers house, who one, like to leave their clothes lying around, and two, dont have a couch

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Pants Party!
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not lately....but a few times in the past, yes.
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Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
not lately....but a few times in the past, yes.
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I haven't lost a large article of clothing in a while. Socks, underwear, and T-shirts, however, are considered dispensable.
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