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Old 05-11-09, 07:25 AM
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San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.
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Old 05-11-09, 07:35 AM
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wow, and I thought I had seen the best craigslist post ever until now.
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Old 05-11-09, 07:51 AM
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LOL

If I were the crappee, I don't think I'd be looking for a Date No. 2 (), and if I were the crapper, I'd be tossing that phone number and hope to never be face to face again!
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If were the crappee, I don't think I'd be looking for a Date No. 2 (), and if I were the crapper, I'd be tossing that phone number and hope to never be face to face again!
On the other hand, once you get passed something like that, nothing is going to phase.
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On the other hand, once you get passed something like that, nothing is going to phase.
Yeah, one crappy date doesn't mean everything has to go to ****.
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I will never buy a car off craigslist, due to **** like this.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-11-09, 08:47 AM
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I love the PS.
Yeah...that was a nice touch.

Don't buy it, but it was well written.
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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This should have gone in the poop thread.
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Who amongst has not dropped a deuce to get out of a bad thing? Let he who is without shard fling the first poo I say!
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I don't know what I would do if a women crapped on one of my couches. I would probably start jumping over and over again over the couch. Just Say'in.

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Who amongst has not dropped a deuce to get out of a bad thing? Let he who is without shard fling the first poo I say!
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That's just mint!
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Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.
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This should have gone in the poop thread.
this so deserves a thread of it's own. hell, it might even deserve to be a sticky (pun very much intended)
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I just hate it when that happens...
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How did any get in the car in the first place? Was she commando?
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That's one way not to put out on a first date.
Never know. Maybe that was her idea of foreplay.
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That's one way not to put out on a first date.
No, no, no. The problem is not that she put out. The problem is what she put out...
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