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Old 05-11-09, 10:17 AM
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Poor *******

Was out w/ the fam, yesterday, and had a good laugh. Saw this guy walking several steps behind a woman, holding several dresses in the store. I looked at him and smirked because he had this absolutely broken look on his face and when I made eye contact with him, he looked disgusted.

My wife laughed when we got outside and said, "Yeah, I saw it, too, but did you see who he was following? She was a 'B' while he was a 'D'." I didn't even notice what she looked like because I was having a laugh at his expense.

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is the B and D a rating system. Meaning she was good looking and he was not?
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is the B and D a rating system. Meaning she was good looking and he was not?
Affirmative.
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How come I am so good looking and still have always been "whupped"? Hummm, maybe I aint that great looking after all.
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I'm a D at best and my wife is an A. I just "worked her over" one good time. Now she carries my clothes.








and if you believe that ...
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Old 05-11-09, 10:38 AM
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Hey, I'm comfortable enough to carry my old lady's purse, but this dude had four dresses up and down his one arm looking like a personal valet. My wife said, "I bet she made him spread them out like that so they wouldn't wrinkle and so she could see and compare the colors." So, do you figure that the B/D inverse relationship is directly corrolated to his willingness to serve as a clothing rack/mannequin/personal valet?
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I'm a D at best and my wife is an A. I just "knocked her up" one good time. Now she carries my children.

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So, do you figure that the B/D inverse relationship is directly corrolated to his willingness to serve as a clothing rack/mannequin/personal valet?
My wife is A- by most accounts, and I am probably a C at best, due to being overweight. I enjoy helping her dress shop, because then I get to help pick out the hot little numbers she's seen wearing while out with me! I have no problem carrying the dresses as long as we're doing it as a team and I don't look like her wife.

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In addition to riding behind a woman with world's most amazing legs yesterday, I saw a young couple power walking (the woman was lovely and had perhaps the second best pair of legs in the world)....on my next lap I was surprised to see they were now on a rusty old cruiser bike, and he - who was not so terribly great looking - was sitting squarely on the seat whilst she stood and honked the lot of them up a hill with those trusty gams.

No idea what was going on there....tres bizarre
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Folks, we all know that I'm a handsome guy. I just wanted to remind you good people.

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As long as you also get to be the guy to remove the aforementioned dresses, I am not really seeing a problem here.
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She probably orders his meals too:
"He'll have the chicken."
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I thought this b/d thing was about racks, and not those that dresses hang on. Actually I guess dresses do hang on the racks I had in mind.
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When I am standing next to The Girl it is obvious who the A in this relationship is.

I'll try not to spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how this happened and will just continue to love the way she looks when she wears dresses... and when she doesn't.
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"B" and "D" rating system? What is that? Is this junior high? Huh? You lost me.

Anyway, I used to love going clothes shopping with a friend of mine. She tried everything on for me to see. I even helped her get dressed a few times. And it was just a platonic friendship. I would hold anything she wanted.
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"B" and "D" rating system? What is that? Is this junior high? Huh? You lost me.

Anyway, I used to love going clothes shopping with a friend of mine. She tried everything on for me to see. I even helped her get dressed a few times. And it was just a platonic friendship. I would hold anything she wanted.
An arbitrary qualitative measurement for personal aethetic traits. Better now, or should I go on?
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aparently a jelly belly is very attractive to the ladies.
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b & d?
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In addition to riding behind a woman with world's most amazing legs yesterday,...
Suzie was riding around NYC yesterday?
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I should clarify - they were just very very developed. Legs that are simply well toned and strong are beautiful too

The only other time I saw legs like that on a bike were this dude who I used to see commuting on the Willliamsburg Bridge a few years back. He rode a real track bike (as in, modern, competitive, fixed, racing equipment) with racing shoes/peds and bike shorts. His legs were unreal. Looked like the Ahrnuld of the cycling world. Huge, and cut. It made me feel inadequate looking down at my chubby stumps, to say the least
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