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Old 05-13-09, 08:14 PM
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Let's not be honest here.

I used to live on a small island off the East Coast. One day, while I was playing tennis, I saw a bunch of men dressed all in black. It turned out they were from a broken-down Russian submarine. They tried to take over the village, but we held them off.
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Old 05-13-09, 08:15 PM
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Tennis, huh?
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Old 05-13-09, 08:16 PM
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Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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Old 05-13-09, 08:24 PM
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I am licking my eyebrows as I read this thread.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-13-09, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
I am licking my eyebrows as I read this thread.
that's not very hard.
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Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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Old 05-13-09, 08:27 PM
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you sound like my wife.
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-13-09, 08:29 PM
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Old 05-13-09, 08:38 PM
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Shouldn't the title be, "Let's be dishonest here."?

Oh, wait...UA posted it. NM.
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Old 05-13-09, 08:41 PM
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Old 05-13-09, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
you sound like my wife.
is that a proposal?
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Old 05-13-09, 08:49 PM
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I saw 240 naked men at one time, oh, wait, this is a dishonest thread. Never mind.......
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Old 05-13-09, 08:59 PM
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i am interested in how the hell you ended up witnessing that
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Whew! All this money sure is taking up a lot of space around here. Think I'll burn some to make room.
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Old 05-13-09, 09:08 PM
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I don't have to go pee...
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Originally Posted by greenpeppers View Post
i am interested in how the hell you ended up witnessing that
Second week in boot camp (Navy) and we had to take our swim test and we hadn't been issued swim trunks. So they just told all three companies of boots to take our tests nude. There were some bleachers designed to hold all 240 of us but we really didn't want to sit cheek to cheek on the bleachers and about 1/3 of us had to stand. Until the drill instructor took charge.

He made us all stand up, raise our hands above our heads, sidestep right until we were standing ass cheek to ass cheek and all 240 of us were on the bleachers. When we sat down you could hear the sound of 240 bodies squishing and squirming on the metal bleachers.

Want more detail? I could tell you about how many had extreme physical reactions.

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Old 05-13-09, 09:36 PM
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I don't have to go pee...
are you one of those hot female hollywood stars that never have to pee or poop?
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Old 05-13-09, 09:43 PM
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Old 05-14-09, 10:35 AM
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I think they should move Foo to the top of the forums list... or better yet, rename BikeForums to Foo and make all of the cycling-related stuff subforums of Foo.
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Old 05-14-09, 10:38 AM
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Old 05-14-09, 10:42 AM
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I travelled here through a worm hole.
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Michael Vick is innocent.
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Michael Vick is innocent.
As is O.J, Bernie Madoff, Bush, Cheney, etc.
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