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SonataInFSharp 05-22-09 08:08 AM

Causing an Accident.
 
I have never seen an actual accident take place before, let alone the cliche "she could stop traffic." But both happened at the same time:

We were driving down the road in rush hour at 15 mph.

Up ahead were two teenage girls, probably 14 or 15 years old with swim suit tops on. One of the girl's tops was totally see through in the sunlight. My first instinct was literally: "oh, crap, she is going to cause an accident," so I was being extra cautious about the cars around me.

Sure enough, I see the guy's head in the car in front of us staring at the girls rather than the cars ahead of him and BOOM, he rear-ended the car in front of him HARD since he was too busy being a perv staring at 14yo boobies. I saw it coming so I was already nearly stopped when it happened.

Thank goodness that while a breastman myself, I put the importance of driving ahead of staring at underage boobies.

My wife missed the whole thing and when I told her what happened, she thought I was making it all up. (She usually notices this stuff and points it out to me!)

Village Idiot 05-22-09 08:11 AM

Those boobies weren't quite ripe yet.

TechKnowGN 05-22-09 08:17 AM

refrains from making a "give the 14 yr 2 more years" comment so he doesnt come off like a perv. :D

jsharr 05-22-09 08:28 AM

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the traffic in your city.

pgoat 05-22-09 08:29 AM

O bla di
o bla da
o bla di BRAAA!!!:eek:

SonataInFSharp 05-22-09 08:29 AM

I love how a thread that is closed-ended (no questions, no advice sought, etc) can result in 4 replies in a matter of moments! :D

jsharr 05-22-09 08:34 AM

Start one that not only is closed ended but specifically asks for no replies then.

JoelS 05-22-09 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 8964977)
Start one that not only is closed ended but specifically asks for no replies then.

Then no one will post :roflmao2:

DataJunkie 05-22-09 08:39 AM

Unfortunately, I would probably look and finally check the age. Then feel like an idiot and a perv.

pgoat 05-22-09 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp (Post 8964943)
I love how a thread that is closed-ended (no questions, no advice sought, etc) can result in 4 replies in a matter of moments! :D

and I love a thread that goes SR/ 'sex' in one post:thumb:

trsidn 05-22-09 08:51 AM

well 14yr old boobies will do that.
Wonder where MV is? :innocent:

Wordbiker 05-22-09 08:51 AM

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...g?t=1243003836

ModoVincere 05-22-09 08:55 AM

Poidh!

x136 05-22-09 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp (Post 8964943)
I love how a thread that is closed-ended (no questions, no advice sought, etc) can result in 4 replies in a matter of moments! :D

"Dear Foo,

I saw boobies today. What should I do? Am I going to hell? Should I voluntarily sign up for the sex offender's registry or turn myself in to the police?

All evening, I've been studying the photographs I took, hoping that the answer would present itself, but I'm lost here. Please help!"

jsharr 05-22-09 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8965469)
"Dear Foo,

I saw boobies today. What should I do? Am I going to hell? Should I voluntarily sign up for the sex offender's registry or turn myself in to the police?

All evening, I've been studying the photographs I took, hoping that the answer would present itself, but I'm lost here. Please help!"

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

x136 05-22-09 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 8965500)
What is the sound of one hand fapping?

That is, without a doubt, the most rhetorical question ever posed.

crackerjab 05-22-09 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8965517)
That is, without a doubt, the most rhetorical question ever posed.

Correct.

AEO 05-22-09 10:10 AM

you should have taken a picture.

there are never enough boobies around :innocent:

so when can I expect to see these pictures in my mail box?

trsidn 05-22-09 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8965691)

so when can I expect to see these pictures in my mail box?

you gotta be careful, sexting has become dangerous

AEO 05-22-09 10:19 AM

should I just walk into the sex offenders rehab center, which happens to be 150m from my house?

Wordbiker 05-22-09 10:38 AM

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attac...s-pedobear.jpg

jsharr 05-22-09 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8965517)
That is, without a doubt, the most rhetorical question ever posed.

So you are saying I am the bestest question asker evar? kewl.

TechKnowGN 05-22-09 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8965747)
should I just walk into the sex offenders rehab center, which happens to be 150m from my house?

No. Pay two 18 year old "escorts" to sun bathe on the front lawn, buy some beer and watch the fireworks.

Wordbiker 05-22-09 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by TechKnowGN (Post 8965968)
No. Pay two 18 year old "escorts" to sun bathe on the front lawn, buy some beer and watch the fireworks.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7...bearyesoh5.gif

AEO 05-22-09 10:59 AM

well, the fire dept. and police dept. are just 5 steps away from the rehab center.


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