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Old 05-22-09, 08:08 AM
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Causing an Accident.

I have never seen an actual accident take place before, let alone the cliche "she could stop traffic." But both happened at the same time:

We were driving down the road in rush hour at 15 mph.

Up ahead were two teenage girls, probably 14 or 15 years old with swim suit tops on. One of the girl's tops was totally see through in the sunlight. My first instinct was literally: "oh, crap, she is going to cause an accident," so I was being extra cautious about the cars around me.

Sure enough, I see the guy's head in the car in front of us staring at the girls rather than the cars ahead of him and BOOM, he rear-ended the car in front of him HARD since he was too busy being a perv staring at 14yo boobies. I saw it coming so I was already nearly stopped when it happened.

Thank goodness that while a breastman myself, I put the importance of driving ahead of staring at underage boobies.

My wife missed the whole thing and when I told her what happened, she thought I was making it all up. (She usually notices this stuff and points it out to me!)
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Old 05-22-09, 08:11 AM
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Those boobies weren't quite ripe yet.
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refrains from making a "give the 14 yr 2 more years" comment so he doesnt come off like a perv.
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Old 05-22-09, 08:28 AM
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of the traffic in your city.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-22-09, 08:29 AM
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People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.
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I love how a thread that is closed-ended (no questions, no advice sought, etc) can result in 4 replies in a matter of moments!
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Old 05-22-09, 08:34 AM
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Start one that not only is closed ended but specifically asks for no replies then.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-22-09, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
Start one that not only is closed ended but specifically asks for no replies then.
Then no one will post
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Unfortunately, I would probably look and finally check the age. Then feel like an idiot and a perv.
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Old 05-22-09, 08:50 AM
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I love how a thread that is closed-ended (no questions, no advice sought, etc) can result in 4 replies in a matter of moments!
and I love a thread that goes SR/ 'sex' in one post
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well 14yr old boobies will do that.
Wonder where MV is?
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Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
I love how a thread that is closed-ended (no questions, no advice sought, etc) can result in 4 replies in a matter of moments!
"Dear Foo,

I saw boobies today. What should I do? Am I going to hell? Should I voluntarily sign up for the sex offender's registry or turn myself in to the police?

All evening, I've been studying the photographs I took, hoping that the answer would present itself, but I'm lost here. Please help!"
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"Dear Foo,

I saw boobies today. What should I do? Am I going to hell? Should I voluntarily sign up for the sex offender's registry or turn myself in to the police?

All evening, I've been studying the photographs I took, hoping that the answer would present itself, but I'm lost here. Please help!"
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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What is the sound of one hand fapping?
That is, without a doubt, the most rhetorical question ever posed.
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That is, without a doubt, the most rhetorical question ever posed.
Correct.
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you should have taken a picture.

there are never enough boobies around

so when can I expect to see these pictures in my mail box?
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so when can I expect to see these pictures in my mail box?
you gotta be careful, sexting has become dangerous
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should I just walk into the sex offenders rehab center, which happens to be 150m from my house?
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That is, without a doubt, the most rhetorical question ever posed.
So you are saying I am the bestest question asker evar? kewl.
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should I just walk into the sex offenders rehab center, which happens to be 150m from my house?
No. Pay two 18 year old "escorts" to sun bathe on the front lawn, buy some beer and watch the fireworks.
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No. Pay two 18 year old "escorts" to sun bathe on the front lawn, buy some beer and watch the fireworks.
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Ski, bike and wish I was gay.
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well, the fire dept. and police dept. are just 5 steps away from the rehab center.
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