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Old 05-22-09, 01:13 PM
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What ticks me off more than anything

I went to pick up my lovely, little girl at school. While waiting there outside in the courtyard this little kid came out justa swinging his bag. His mom was there and he walked right by her. She pipes up and says, "Don't you walk across that street alone."
He keeps walking.
"I'm telling you. If you walk across that street, I'm whoopin' yer tail."
Looks back, smiles. Keeps walking.
"I mean it. And I'm tellin' yer daddy. He'll getcha too."
Walks right across.
"Put your bag in the back seat."
Puts his bag in the trunk. Get's in the car and comes out with a candy bar.
"Don't eat that. It's melted."
Proceeds to open it.
"I mean it. Don't eat it. It's melted."
Gobbles it right up. Walks back smiling the whole way.
"When you get home yer in trouble."
I guaran-f'ing-tee you she took him to McDonalds and bought him a cone and did nothing to him when he got home.

I almost friggen lost it.
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Old 05-22-09, 01:14 PM
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hahahaaaa smart kid !
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Old 05-22-09, 01:16 PM
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kid needs to be introduced to a belt.
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Old 05-22-09, 01:17 PM
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<sarcasm>But you wouldn't want to traumatize the little snowflake by punishing them for their actions</sarcasm>

I see it all the time and look at my toddler and warn: "Don't get any bright ideas".
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Old 05-22-09, 01:46 PM
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My parents never did anything either, but just saying it was more than enough to scare us as kids.
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Old 05-22-09, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by fordfasterr View Post
hahahaaaa smart kid !
Which unfortunately is not the same as a wise kid. And the prognosis does not look promising for him to become wise in the future, either.
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Mother of the Year.
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Old 05-22-09, 01:53 PM
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The worst part is that this little darling will eventually grow up and get a job, and he'll probably come to work in my department.
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Old 05-22-09, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by cbadrider View Post
the worst part is that this little darling will eventually grow up and get a job, and he'll probably come to work in my department, at which time he will be getting some lessons that will leave scars for the rest of his natural born days once he tries that crap.
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Originally Posted by substructure View Post
I almost friggen lost it.
It takes a village to raise a child, man. You did this kid a disservice by not beating him about the head and shoulders with a baseball bat or 2x4.
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Old 05-22-09, 02:57 PM
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I should have tripped him as he walked by.
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I don't understand how parents can not discipline their children, I mean, isn't that part of being a parent? When I was a little tyke (admittedly, not that long ago) my mother would yell while my dad spanked me. I wasn't bad all that often, believe me.
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Old 05-22-09, 03:17 PM
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Old 05-22-09, 03:41 PM
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Narcissism FTMFW!

He'll be one of those kids as a Freshmen in college that demands he get an A because he's never gotten lower than an A.
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Old 05-22-09, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
Narcissism FTMFW!

He'll be one of those kids as a Freshmen in college that demands he get an A because he's never gotten lower than an A.
I used FTFW today once. But your FTMFW is waaayyyy cooler. May I? I mean, use it sometime?
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But spanking is cruel punishment. You can't spank....somebody may call Child Protective Services.
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what on earth is FTFW and FTMFW and YMMV
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Originally Posted by coasting View Post
what on earth is FTFW and FTMFW and YMMV
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Old 05-22-09, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by substructure View Post
I used FTFW today once. But your FTMFW is waaayyyy cooler. May I? I mean, use it sometime?
I saw someone else use it once, so now it's mine and no one else can use it.
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Originally Posted by coasting View Post
WTF is FTFW and FTMFW and YMMV
Fixed.
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Originally Posted by cbadrider View Post
the worst part is that this little darling will eventually grow up and get a job, and he'll probably give me attitude when i tell him he got my sandwich order wrong.
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You can't spank your kids. Parents get trouble if they do, (most) schools won't because they're afraid they will get sued. Da' Man considers it a form of abuse.

When the kids grow some and start ditching school, some parents are being hauled into court and fined. So now parents are considered neglectful.

Meh, when I was a kid, I could run around the neighborhood and stay outside all day until the street lights started coming on. And play in the dirt.

Now, dirt is bad. The kids can't play outside unless they are shackled to a responsible person. My wife has had the policed sicced on her before, because she let the children play outside, while she stayed inside, but looking through the windows. She avoided a citation by being out of the house before the cops could get out of their car, thus proving that she was aware of what was going on.
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Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
Which unfortunately is not the same as a wise kid. And the prognosis does not look promising for him to become wise in the future, either.
Sounds rather like someone I knew whilst growing up.
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Old 05-22-09, 09:05 PM
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The mother needs the spanking, then the kid. I bet the mother never ...... Nah, not worth it.
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You know what ticks me off more than anything? Indian givers.














No, wait...I take that back...
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