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Old 06-02-09, 08:48 PM
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If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

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Old 06-02-09, 08:55 PM
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^^^But if they are battery operated, are they inanimate?
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Old 06-02-09, 08:58 PM
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Old 06-02-09, 08:59 PM
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Just a spoke in the wheel....
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Old 06-02-09, 09:04 PM
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The "Post Quick Reply" button.
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Old 06-02-09, 09:11 PM
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Old 06-02-09, 09:17 PM
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Old 06-02-09, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
^^^But if they are battery operated, are they inanimate?
I didn't say in-intimate.


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a headset spacer
I got a lot of those on the Moots.
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Old 06-02-09, 09:29 PM
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Old 06-02-09, 09:29 PM
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I'd be this:

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Old 06-02-09, 09:36 PM
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Old 06-02-09, 09:37 PM
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I'd be a chris king headset. I'll outlive humans that way.
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Old 06-02-09, 09:44 PM
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Am I allowed to post here?
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The "go advanced" button looks good too
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Am I allowed to post here?
Yah.
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Old 06-02-09, 09:51 PM
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I'd be a Terry saddle - making things very comfortable for a deserving and energetic female athlete.
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maybe a mirror...

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A belly button ring.
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hmmm.....shoes? ....i don't know...... or a trophy
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