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Old 06-11-09, 08:35 AM
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no offence, but...

but you clearly lack eye-hand coordination, even though you claim otherwise.
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Old 06-11-09, 08:38 AM
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I'd friggen slap you but I'd probably miss.
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Old 06-11-09, 08:38 AM
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I didn't mean to interrupt you, but...



Oh wait...maybe I did.
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but you smell like a 5 day old dead skunk that had been rolling in dog turd and vomit.
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Old 06-11-09, 08:42 AM
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How can a dead skunk roll?
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...did you just burp or fart?
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How can a dead skunk roll?
Had is the keyword.
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Old 06-11-09, 08:45 AM
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I knew that
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I knew that
No offence but you couldn't find smarts if they jumped up, slapped you in the face, called you Suzie, and told you it was smarts.
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NSFW!!!

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Old 06-11-09, 09:21 AM
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No offence but you couldn't find smarts if they jumped up, slapped you in the face, called you Suzie, and told you it was smarts.
i'm impressed with your intelligent, non-offensive response. maybe try a mom joke next time just to be super-fresh.
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... your breath stinks
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Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
i'm impressed with your intelligent, non-offensive response. maybe try a mom joke next time just to be super-fresh.
Your wit is as sharp as your nose, good sir.
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Old 06-11-09, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
No offence but you couldn't find smarts if they jumped up, slapped you in the face, called you Suzie, and told you it was smarts.
...but you couldn't spell offense correctly if you had me do it for you. Wait, you just did. Nevermind.
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...but you couldn't spell offense correctly if you had me do it for you. Wait, you just did. Nevermind.
Dangit! I was affected by that ignoramus AEO. No offense...
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Old 06-11-09, 10:47 AM
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no offence, but you're just too gullible
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Old 06-11-09, 10:59 AM
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Hey I may be gullible, but I'm also naive..
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I just looked it up and "offence" is the "Canadian spelling" of "offense." I learned something today!
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Old 06-11-09, 11:43 AM
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no offence, but your English is incorrect.
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no offense, just like the Detroit Lions
footballed it for ya
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but how dare you , coming in here smelling of funky bike seat and moldy gatorade!
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Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
i'm impressed with your intelligent, non-offensive response. maybe try a mom joke next time just to be super-fresh.
You do the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
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You do the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
No offense/offence but your jokes are as lame as a man with no thing that makes people not lame.

(actually, I got a good laugh from your post. )
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
No offense/offence but your jokes are as lame as a man with no thing that makes people not lame.

(actually, I got a good laugh from your post. )
I have to give you credit, UA, you started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
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Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
I have to give you credit, UA, you started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I always carry a shovel with me.

Wait, should I take afence at that?
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